Author Topic: How are you spending the summer solstice?  (Read 712926 times)

Offline serious crayons

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 24,307
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #260 on: June 24, 2023, 02:59:59 pm »
At Beltane people had sex in the fields to ensure good crops, so why not have sex to ensure a good tourist season?  ;D

Yes, that's what I was alluding to. It would be especially gross in New Orleans because the king is a middle aged man and the queen is a college student. Then again, historically that's probably a fairly common trait of sex-for-good-fortune pairings.

Quote
(As if gay men need an excuse to have sex. ... I suppose it's the same for straight people, too.  ??? )

Ehh, I think it gets more complicated between straight people, for a number of reasons.  :-\



Offline Sason

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 17,171
  • Bork bork bork
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #261 on: June 24, 2023, 04:44:47 pm »
But also ...  :o




Yeah, I know about it but I haven't seen it. I don't like scary movies.

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline Sason

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 17,171
  • Bork bork bork
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #262 on: June 24, 2023, 04:47:38 pm »
You realize, of course, that a pole like that, like a May pole also, is an ancient phallic symbol?

Of course I do, it's common knowledge here.

Midsommar is one of the relatively few holidays that have nothing to do with Christianity.

It's an ancient celebration of summer and fecundity.

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,433
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #263 on: Yesterday at 11:30:10 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline serious crayons

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 24,307
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #264 on: Yesterday at 04:02:24 pm »
Or, as Chrissi and I would sadly call it, Shorterdays.  :'(









Offline Front-Ranger

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 31,937
  • Brokeback got us good.
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #265 on: Yesterday at 07:25:48 pm »


Thank you, Chuck. I worked on my rental renovations until 4 pm and now I'm just lazing and enjoying!
"chewing gum and duct tape"

Offline Front-Ranger

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 31,937
  • Brokeback got us good.
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #266 on: Yesterday at 07:49:53 pm »
The editor of the Colorado Sun wrote this:

"I hope you weathered the summer solstice this morning OK and aren?t too far into grieving the diminishing daylight. I?m kidding, of course. We have months before we can honestly start complaining about that."
"chewing gum and duct tape"

Offline Jeff Wrangler

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 32,530
  • "He somebody you cowboy'd with?"
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #267 on: Yesterday at 08:48:54 pm »
Today is the Summer Solstice. It feels like there should be some ritual of some sort.

Wednesday will be the Feast of the Nativity of Saint John the Baptist (six months before Christmas).
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

Offline serious crayons

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 24,307
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #268 on: Today at 01:31:49 pm »
The editor of the Colorado Sun wrote this:

"I hope you weathered the summer solstice this morning OK and aren't too far into grieving the diminishing daylight. I'm kidding, of course. We have months before we can honestly start complaining about that."

S/he's right, mainly because it stays warm and nice out for quite a while after June 21, so we don't have to start dreading short days until Labor Day, at which point it's like someone flips a switch. (Although personally, I tend to start dreading it as soon as I get catalogs with sweaters on the cover and I see a school-supply aisle in the store.)

Whereas we can start celebrating on Dec. 22, because although it's still cold out -- in fact, it's generally coldER than it had been before that -- we can see the light at the end of the tunnel. So to speak.





Offline serious crayons

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 24,307
Re: How are you spending the summer solstice?
« Reply #269 on: Today at 01:35:45 pm »
Interesting! When I see Lee's comment, the apostrophes have mysteriously changed into question marks, like they sometimes do. (Of course, I'm assuming Lee wrote them as apostrophes.)

But when I quoted her, I fixed the punctuation, and they stayed apostrophes.