hey!  How did he get to be YOUR boy?
 
  
  What can I say.  Founding member of the Wayne fan club. 
*waves membership card*
Me likes me some pretty boy man-slut, I tell you.  Him's that parade around like a prize heifer with a barely-clothed chest, a glittering gold ring in his left ear and eyeliner on his eyelids.  
Ok, at least the picture was mine.