It's not quite the same, but it reminds me of Yossarian's complaint to the army in Catch-22.
"They're trying to kill me," Yossarian told him calmly.
"No one's trying to kill you," Clevinger cried.
"Then why are they shooting at me?" Yossarian asked.
I mean, Saddam was right - they were trying to kill him, and they did, and people had parties. Yuck!