The Brutally Honest Personality Test

[injest]

LOL

Pollyanna- INFP
27% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 20% Thinking, 33% Judging



So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.
Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.


*Snort laughing*

does this describe me or WHAT?? I love the end...find your own faults and insult yourself!!

and I DO!!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-brutally-honest-personality-test

[injest]

thanks to Gary Cottle for finding this site!! it has tons of fun tests!

[Shasta542]

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...

Loner - ISFP

40% Extraversion, 27% Intuition, 27% Thinking, 40% Judging

Ahh...the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're the type of person people always love to mock because they don't believe there's anyone ACTUALLY like you.

Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You're so quiet and reserved it's almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

Ugh. Sure, you "genuinely care for others" and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.

Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for "further clarification and hidden meaning" so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world...imbecile.


That was long---and just to be dissed at the end. LOL. There were a lot of "party" questions. I just answered how I thought since I really don't go to parties. And I don't watch Lost or Desperate Housewives. And I don't find either Donald Trump or Bill Gates particularly attractive---to me, at least. So. Whatever. 

[injest]

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...

Loner - ISFP

40% Extraversion, 27% Intuition, 27% Thinking, 40% Judging

Ahh...the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You're the type of person people always love to mock because they don't believe there's anyone ACTUALLY like you.

Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You're so quiet and reserved it's almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

Ugh. Sure, you "genuinely care for others" and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.

Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for "further clarification and hidden meaning" so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world...imbecile.


That was long---and just to be dissed at the end. LOL. There were a lot of "party" questions. I just answered how I thought since I really don't go to parties. And I don't watch Lost or Desperate Housewives. And I don't find either Donald Trump or Bill Gates particularly attractive---to me, at least. So. Whatever. 

LOL!! How cute....but you ARE a nice person and you DO see the good in people...so in spite of them, they still got you right!!

{{{Shasta}}}

 

thank you for being a good sport!

[Shasta542]

  Thanks.

The test got the loner label right. I am an only child and I lived on a farm far away from any kids. I made my own play--the cats were my babies, the dogs were my sidekicks, my bike was my horse, my bed was my ship, etc.

I like people, but I don't always want to be around them. 

[delalluvia]

 

This was funny.  If they think this of me, wonder what they would think of my BFs who thought I was the wild child!! 

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test ...
Borefest - ISTJ

13% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 73% Judging

One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You're responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring.

You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure.

You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there even an ounce of imagination in that little brain of yours? I mean, what's the point of imagination, right? It has no practical value...

As far as you're concerned, abstract theories can go screw themselves. You just want the facts, all the facts and nothing but the facts.

Oh. And you're a perfectionist. About everything. You know that the previous sentence was gramattically incorrect and that "gramattically" was spelt wrong. Your financial records are correct to 25 decimal places and your bedroom is in pristine condition. In fact, you even don't sleep on your bed anymore for fear that you might crease the sheets.

Thankfully, you don't have anyone else to share the bed with, because you're uncomfortable expressing affection and emotion to others. Too bad.

[Shasta542]

LOL. Well, it does say that it's "brutally" honest and I think that describes it! It does get brutal. (With the little info that it has)

At least it didn't call you an imbecile. 

[delalluvia]

LOL. Well, it does say that it's "brutally" honest and I think that describes it! It does get brutal. (With the little info that it has)

At least it didn't call you an imbecile. 

You are right.  The test asked questions with out any options (I don't like "Lost" or "Desperate Housewives" either nor would want to choose between Bill Gates and Trump in any beauty contest), was long, just to get insulted at the end.

 

Have a sneaky feeling no one comes out of this test with any praise.

[louisev]

I got "Crackpot."  But since I have tested on ACTUAL Myers-Briggs scale as an ENFP, and this one came out as INTJ, I don't think the questions are very accurate either.


Crackpot - INTJ

20% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 67% Judging

People hate you.

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.

[David In Indy]

God!!


Pollyanna- INFP
40% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 0% Thinking, 40% Judging



So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.
Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.



What does it mean by 0% Thinking?