« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3  All   Go Down

Author Topic: German men are the world's worst lovers  (Read 13716 times)

Offline delalluvia

  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *******
  • Posts: 8,289
  • "Truth is an iron bride"
German men are the world's worst lovers
« on: September 30, 2009, 12:42:07 pm »

Or so say 15,000 women  :laugh:

A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6241440/German-men-are-worlds-worst-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html
Logged

Offline Ellemeno

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 15,367
Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 01:46:05 pm »
Quote from: delalluvia on September 30, 2009, 12:42:07 pm


English lovers came second because they are so lazy



I don't know about this - any guy who is willing to come second has one especially favorable aspect, IMO.

:laugh:
Logged

Offline belbbmfan

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,354
  • A love that will never grow old
Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 02:11:24 pm »
 :laugh:

So how many men of different nationalities did the women who participated have to sleep with? Was there a minimum?  ;D
Logged
'We're supposed to guard the sheep, not eat 'em'

Offline Shasta542

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 7,999
Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 07:11:14 pm »
Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

Darn. I have no experience with any of the three. Actually -- with none of the top 10.

Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

Never noticed that. They are the fifth worst?  :P
Logged
"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 40,179
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 08:38:13 pm »
Quote from: Shasta542 on September 30, 2009, 07:11:14 pm
Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.

sometimes, domination can be good.  >:D
Logged


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline tampatalon

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • Brokeback Got Me Good
  • *****
  • Posts: 823
  • Never Enuff Time
Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 08:58:22 pm »
Men from Buffalo NY are great

TampaTalon^">
Logged
"Lean on me, Let our hearts beat in time, Feel strength from the hands that have held you so long. Who cares where we go on this rutted old road, In a world that may say that we're wrong."--EmmyLou Harris

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 40,179
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 09:17:40 pm »
Quote from: belbbmfan on September 30, 2009, 02:11:24 pm
:laugh:

So how many men of different nationalities did the women who participated have to sleep with? Was there a minimum?  ;D

I can see the ad now......

Help wanted:

Attention all sluts....

If you have a lot of experience
with a huge variety of
international lovers, we
are looking for you!!

Your knowledge can help
with a new study, and
we can pay you for your
assistance!  Go to our site
(www. whoresaroundtheworld .com)
and find the contact us link!

Thank you!





 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Logged


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Shasta542

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 7,999
Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2009, 09:35:43 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on September 30, 2009, 09:17:40 pm
I can see the ad now......

Help wanted:

Attention all sluts....

If you have a lot of experience
with a huge variety of
international lovers, we
are looking for you!!

Your knowledge can help
with a new study, and
we can pay you for your
assistance!  Go to our site
(www. whoresaroundtheworld .com)
and find the contact us link!

Thank you!





 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 :o :o

You make it sound so tempting.  ;D 8) :P :laugh:
Logged
"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Offline oilgun

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,564
Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2009, 09:41:21 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on September 30, 2009, 09:17:40 pm
I can see the ad now......

Help wanted:

Attention all sluts....

If you have a lot of experience
with a huge variety of
international lovers, we
are looking for you!!

Your knowledge can help
with a new study, and
we can pay you for your
assistance!  Go to our site
(www. whoresaroundtheworld .com)
and find the contact us link!

Thank you!





 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Is it just for female sluts?  I've been pretty slutty myself I suppose, especially by today's standards, and I beg to differ about German men.  (Ooh am I begging!)  I don't remember any offensive odors, lol! 

I'm Canadian by the way and we surprisingly made the Best list.  Just.  ;D
Logged

Offline Penthesilea

  • Town Administration
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 14,745
Re: German men are the world's worst lovers
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2009, 02:13:07 am »
 :laugh:
I'm happy to report that I can't verify the bad odor issues. Lucky me :laugh:.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3  All   Go Up
« previous next »