Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[LauraGigs]

CoronalEnnis

[Lynne]

Ennis:  Your left foot back.  No, your left.  Back!
             I'm supposed to be the one leadin' here...

Jack:    Lighten up, Ennis!  This is supposed to be fun!
              ♫ Some enchanted evening... ♫

Ennis:  Jack, if you're gonna sing...

Are you sure the song shouldn't be a Hank Williams tune? 

[twistedude]

Hi Y'all...if by "Brokeback Shakespeare" you meant Belgianboy (whose avatar that photo is)--you got that right! Anyone who wants to know exactly how the rubber meets the road--read Belgianboy.






Well, at least he didn't keep all his friends' names and phone numbers in his head...

[knash]

BACK IN THE STUDIO WITH LARRY AND JACK...



larry king: welcome back folks. tonight's guest is jack f. twist, ennis del mar's, uh, boyfriend.

jack twist: hey there mr. king, love your glasses! yup, that's us: two herders, one heart!

larry king: so jack. tell me what you first thought of ennis when you saw him.

jack twist: oh. i'm not sure if i can put my thoughts into words! i mean--

larry king: give it a shot. you drove up, got out of your truck, and....

jack twist: well, even before i got out a my truck my heart skipped a beat.
i saw him there, looking a little ragged and worn, and i thought, "is this the guy
i'm gonna be holed up with all summer?" but i knew we'd have fun together anyway.

larry king: oh really? how so?

jack twist: well sir, he's just my type.

larry king: at nineteen you have a type?

jack twist: sure. i like men, and ennis is all man!

larry king: i see... yes, he is. a young man, but a man.

jack twist: well yes sir, sometimes he is, at least! (laughs)

larry king: what's so funny? what do you mean by "sometimes"?

jack twist: well, when we go skinny dippin in the river, his apples shrink up to the size of kumquats!
and his yule log -- that's what i call it because it brings me joy -- well, that shrinks down to the size of a--

larry king (deep sigh) : ahhh, i keep forgetting you're just a kid...

jack twist: yeah... hey, did you know a yule log is sometimes called "the great ashen faggot"?
ennis didn't like it much when i told him about that. i told him about the 12 days of christmas too.
oh boy, he sure loved it when i got to the 12th day, when my chin was pushed against his pine cones!

larry king (alarmed): the great ashen faggot? what?

jack twist: nevermind... but damn that river is cold, whoo-eee!
you ever take a dip in icy water, mr. king? it's... uh... inviggoratin!

larry king: just how much whisky do you two drink up there? and who provides it?

jack twist: oh we drink a lot! ol' joe aguirre brings it up for us. he also supplies us with lube.
alot of people don't like him much, but they don't know him like we do. when he goes swimmin--

larry king: WELL! that's all the time we have folks! thank you mr. twist!
join us next week when we interview the basque -- he's canadian, you know.

jack twist: the basque? he comes swimmin with us too! don't never take his beret off tho...


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[ifyoucantfixit]

                             


                                     "   VERY    GOOD   "    

    Good to see you here Knash...I have enjoyed our two meetings. In LA train station, and at the hoedown in SF..nice to have you here.......

[knash]

hey there! i remember you! how's it goin? omg, when world collide!! 

oooh, i love your sig line art! 

[ifyoucantfixit]

       Thank you for pointing out my good taste...Picture by my dear talented friend TOAST...
               another member here on Bettermost..
       Welcome again.........

[knash]

^^^ oh, the little drawing in your sig line, that's something i did back in the fall of 06..   here's the original sketch before i colored it.

but i LOVE toast's fabulous manip "paintings"! i commented on them yesterday when i came across the thread.. just beautiful.

[knash]

BOBBY PONDERS



hmm... my dad's mustache isn't really that stylish, is it..?



...and my mom's HAIR. i've seen worse, but what heck was she thinking?



...and who stuck this hard boiled egg in my soup?

[ifyoucantfixit]

^^^ oh, the little drawing in your sig line, that's something i did back in the fall of 06..   here's the original sketch before i colored it.

but i LOVE toast's fabulous manip "paintings"! i commented on them yesterday when i came across the thread.. just beautiful.

   I thought it was Toast and we have even discussed it..he wasnt even sure....now i have to tell him about your
telling me about it..It was near his posts and i just assumed it was his...Oh dear...do you wish for me to remove it...
I will if you want....dear dear............im so mortified..       sorry janice......