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Vic · « **Reply #1300 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:51:50 pm »

Jack: "Hey Ennis, where'd you say that quarter was?"
Ennis: "Jus' keep lookin', buddy."

Vic · « **Reply #1301 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:52:40 pm »

Alma Jr.: "Daddy, is it true you and Uncle Jack were kissing?"
Ennis: "Eh... no, sweetheart, we were jes comparin' gum flavors."

Vic · « **Reply #1302 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:53:47 pm »

Sheila: "Tell me, is Jack big like Ennis?"
Shirley: "Biiiiiggg."
...
"Biiiiiggg" echoed the herd, and a new sheep word was born.

Vic · « **Reply #1303 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:54:29 pm »

Jack, thinking: "I wish I knew how to shut you up.
...
But I'd rather do that with Ennis."

Vic · « **Reply #1304 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:58:26 pm »

"Oh Ennis, If I could just club you and drag you off to a cow and calf
operation instead of chasing daft rodeo clowns."

Vic · « **Reply #1305 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:59:06 pm »

"I wonder if it will hold long enough to impregnate Lureen with it."

Vic · « **Reply #1306 on:** March 15, 2007, 03:59:47 pm »

Randall: "Jack, Lureen's been tellin' me you're quite handy with the motor oil."

Vic · « **Reply #1307 on:** March 15, 2007, 04:00:25 pm »

Jack, thinking: "You got my man, sister, and that's a goddamn bitch of
an unsatisfactory situation."

Vic · « **Reply #1308 on:** March 15, 2007, 04:01:23 pm »

Cowboy 1: "I ain't queer."
Cowboy 2: "Me neither."

Vic · « **Reply #1309 on:** March 15, 2007, 04:02:05 pm »

Jack, thinking: "There goes my life."

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