Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[jpwagoneer1964]

Heath: I missed you so much Jake, two whole weeks!

Jake: I know bud, couldn't wait to get back here.

Ang: Ok guys you can let go now.

Jake and Heath: We just missed eachother.

Ang: But you have been back since yesterday Jake! Jake...Heath......Jake. Alright! Just unlock yourselves by 8:00 tomorrow morning and be on the set!

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Jack thinking:

Sure f***ked that up. Shunda played so rough with Ennis today, gotta remember he's skiddish. What'll I do now?

A couple of reruns from Fanrasy Scenes

[jpwagoneer1964]

God to Jack:

See that fellow of there? He's the answer to your prayes, all those times you prayed on your knees in your room so you would feel all alone, he belongs to you Jack. He's skittish and scard so be gentle with him, don't ever hurt him. Remember you belong to him too.

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Ennis thinking:
If Ah get drunk on this wisky mebe Jack 'll invite me to sleep in the tent.

Jack thinking:
If Ennis gets drunk mebe I can get him ta stay in the tent with me.

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Ennis and his Wearever corduroy jacket.

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Ennis: Ah sure look cool next to my GMC truck like the one Jack has.

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Jack thinking:

'S alright Ennis. Just cause were a leavin' early don't mean nothing. Think I'm ah ever gonna let ya go? What we were together on this mountain will always be, nut'in' we can do will ever change that.

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Ennis:

This is whats its all about Jack, just us, the mountains, nuttin' else matters. Been missing this.

Jack:

You bet Ennis...you bet.

[twistedude]

TWO GIRLS ON TOP OF A VW VAN:

"Hell, NO, Jack didn't have sex with anyone but Ennis between 1967 and 1975!"
"Course he did--he was a real horny bastard--like you!"

[twistedude]

Alma, Jr. thinking: Cassie's a sweet gitl...What? I'm supposed to say to her--Dad doesn't like girls...I can't do that. Even if I've known it since 1975...