Author Topic: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware  (Read 2582531 times)

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,714
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2520 on: January 12, 2025, 11:42:20 pm »



ennis: What do I want for my birthday?   The boxed set of RuPaul's Drag Race.





« Last Edit: January 13, 2025, 04:30:24 pm by CellarDweller »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,714
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2521 on: January 13, 2025, 04:48:11 pm »



Oh yeah,  Jack took care of me on Brokeback.  One day he said he was gonna make me some breakfast,
a meal called "sausage in the hole"!   I did not expect was was comin'!!














Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,714
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2522 on: July 17, 2025, 03:16:40 pm »



ennis: Junior, I decided you were right, I need to decorate this place more, so I had that light installed.























Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 17,395
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2523 on: July 17, 2025, 05:14:48 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh:


That is soo Ennis!

 :laugh:

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,714
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2524 on: July 20, 2025, 09:14:20 pm »




*sings*   Do you see what I see? ? ? ?









Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,714
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2525 on: June 22, 2026, 08:55:51 pm »



Jack:  Why are you washing the dishes in the creek?

Ennis:  The last time I washed your dishes in the reflecting pool, the water got full of algae.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,714
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2526 on: June 22, 2026, 08:56:26 pm »



Jack:  Ya see this, Ennis?

Ennis:  A'yup!  Trump was here.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,714
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2527 on: Today at 07:06:17 pm »
Ok, I need to explain this pic, so you'll get where it came from.


On UBF Jimmy (gnash) made a caption of Jack and Ennis shaking hands, and Jack saying he was known as "the Lavendar Pimpernel".

I replied with this:






Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,714
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2528 on: Today at 07:07:50 pm »




Lavender Pimpernel:  Now that I found the perfect color for my costume, I'm ready to fight crime!  It's about time someone used this color!

















Wonder Twins:  We've been wearing purple long before you ever showed up!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

Offline CellarDweller

  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • ********
  • Posts: 42,714
  • A city boy's mentality, with a cowboy's soul.
Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2529 on: Today at 07:08:52 pm »




lureen:  You into role playing?  I always wanted to do a scene where I'm a damsel in distress, and a hero comes to rescue me!





















Jack:  I can handle that!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!