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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7201274 times)

Offline memento

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"F" is famous
« Reply #10860 on: February 05, 2007, 10:41:57 am »
L.D.'s famous last words were: "You want your son to grow up to be a man, don't you?"
« Last Edit: February 05, 2007, 10:45:02 am by Memento »
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"G" is gluteus
« Reply #10861 on: February 05, 2007, 12:02:17 pm »
Jack implored LD to be seated lest he propel his poorly educated gluteus maximus into the subsequent seven days.  Indeed!
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"H" is having
« Reply #10862 on: February 05, 2007, 12:12:02 pm »
L.D. took the carving tools right out of Jack's hands.  Jack, having been through this kind of scene many times before, tried to be gracious.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2007, 12:18:39 pm by Fran »
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"I" is impressively
« Reply #10863 on: February 05, 2007, 12:25:40 pm »
Jack impressively won the skirmish with L.D., and everyone in the room knew it - including L.D.
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"J" is jonesing
« Reply #10864 on: February 05, 2007, 01:10:58 pm »
Lureen was jonesing for some more quality time with Jack, but she had to get the car back to her daddy by midnight.

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"L" is look-alike
« Reply #10865 on: February 05, 2007, 01:29:03 pm »
LD said about Bobby:  "Ain't he just the spittin' image of his grandpa?"  He thought Bobby was his look-alike.  I can't see much of Bobby in either Jack or Lureen, for that matter.
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"M" is mom
« Reply #10866 on: February 05, 2007, 01:33:49 pm »
Lureen's mom kept mum at Thanksgiving dinner, while Bobby's mom didn't say much either.
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"N" is nonviolent
« Reply #10867 on: February 05, 2007, 02:25:39 pm »
Although Jack had threatened to knock L.D.'s ignorant ass into next week, the Thanksgiving altercation remained nonviolent.
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"O" is obsessively
« Reply #10868 on: February 05, 2007, 02:27:22 pm »
L.D. Newsome seemed to be obsessively attempting to control and manipulate the people around him.
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"P" is poorly
« Reply #10869 on: February 05, 2007, 02:36:16 pm »
When imploring one's father-in-law to be seated and to refrain from calling forth the electronic receiver of football images, it is customary to threaten to propel his poorly educated posterior into the subsequent seven-day period of time.

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« Last Edit: February 05, 2007, 02:43:17 pm by southendmd »
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