Living next to a cemetary

[Sophia]

My grandparents had a viking cemetery, on their farm. For us kids that was a cool thing. Perhaps the view of your cemetary will change as well.

[delalluvia]

All that ends well, the house ends up sitting directly on the property line. I told the realtor the deal is off till they fix the problem. We really liked it thought but not enuff ta get inta legal problems.

How did THAT happen?  Someone needs to be sued somewhere.

[tampatalon]

Fortunately for us we were not that far into the negotiations. The property next door is owned by an HOA & we realize the task to get the property line moved is nearly impossible. The realtor is still optimistic that this could be done. We still backed out.

[CellarDweller]

We're not right next to a cemetary, but two houses away from it.  We can see it from our back yard.  Never had any problems.

[Jeff Wrangler]

We're not right next to a cemetary, but two houses away from it.  We can see it from our back yard.  Never had any problems.

No zombies, hunh?

[CellarDweller]

No zombies, hunh?

 

Zombies don't come from cemetaries.  A zombie doesn't have the physical strength to claw out of the coffin, vault and dirt.

Zomibes tend to come from morgues, hospitals, and places like that, before the brains have been removed.

Which leads me to the fact that zombies DON'T eat brains.  The brain must be intact to activate the zombie.  If a zombie eats a brain, the new corpse can't reanimate because the brain is destroyed.  Zombies eat flesh.

Ok?


 

[tampatalon]

Zombies don't come from cemetaries.  A zombie doesn't have the physical strength to claw out of the coffin, vault and dirt.

Zomibes tend to come from morgues, hospitals, and places like that, before the brains have been removed.

Which leads me to the fact that zombies DON'T eat brains.  The brain must be intact to activate the zombie.  If a zombie eats a brain, the new corpse can't reanimate because the brain is destroyed.  Zombies eat flesh.

Ok?


 

Chuck, I saw the original black & white "Night of the Living Dead" (1968) and some zombies came from a cemetary. The freshly dead became  zombies & came right out of the grave to eat flesh. I do remember them pulling the guts outta one person to eat.

[CellarDweller]

Chuck, I saw the original black & white "Night of the Living Dead" (1968) and some zombies came from a cemetary. The freshly dead became  zombies & came right out of the grave to eat flesh. I do remember them pulling the guts outta one person to eat.

I saw that movie too (love it) and yes, the initial attack happened in the cemetary, but you don't see the zombie rise from the grave.  It's assumed the zombie wandered into the cemetary and attacked Johnny & Barbara.

If you look at the background during the movie, none of the graves are dug up/opened.

[Jeff Wrangler]

Chuck, I saw the original black & white "Night of the Living Dead" (1968) and some zombies came from a cemetary. The freshly dead became  zombies & came right out of the grave to eat flesh. I do remember them pulling the guts outta one person to eat.

That's what I was thinking. 

[southendmd]

Zombies don't come from cemetaries.  A zombie doesn't have the physical strength to claw out of the coffin, vault and dirt.

Zomibes tend to come from morgues, hospitals, and places like that, before the brains have been removed.

Which leads me to the fact that zombies DON'T eat brains.  The brain must be intact to activate the zombie.  If a zombie eats a brain, the new corpse can't reanimate because the brain is destroyed.  Zombies eat flesh.

Ok?


 

Chuck, I think you need a new hobby.