How are you celebrating 2-22-22?

[Jeff Wrangler]

When my kids were little, I was much more elaborate. We carved pumpkins, hung that spider web stuff on the porch, hung ghosts on a tree the kids made by pulling pieces of sheet over Styrofoam balls and drawing on faces with Sharpies, constructed a scarecrow with old clothes, leaves and a scary plastic mask. My remaining Halloween decor dates back to those days.

Sounds like back in them days Martha Stewart had nothing on you.

As for Mardi Gras, I do it as a tribute to my time of living in New Orleans.

I have beads but unfortunately they're in the office. 

[serious crayons]

Sounds like back in them days Martha Stewart had nothing on you.

I'm sure Martha Stewart does not traffic in those plastic bags of spiderweb stuff from Walgreens. She probably uses real spiderwebs! Her ghosts are not made from Styrofoam balls and old sheets and Sharpie faces drawn by children. She gest out her Ouija board or whatever. And so on. I was an extremely downscale Martha Stewart.