Here's a couple from Australia:
* She can talk under cement (think Lashawn)
![laugh :laugh:](http://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/laugh.gif)
* As ugly as a hat full of nuns' cu*ts (definitely not in polite usage)
* Bumping uglies (having sex)
![Grin ;D](http://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/grin.gif)
* Do I look like someone who gives a f*ck? (used sarcastically, meaning "I'm not interested")
![Cool 8)](http://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/cool.gif)
* Flat-out like a lizard drinking (very busy)
![Smiley :)](http://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/smiley.gif)
* Trouser snake (penis)
![Kiss :-*](http://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/kiss.gif)
* Map of Tasmania (vagina)
![Wink ;)](http://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/wink.gif)
* Point Percy at the porcelain (urinate - male)
![Undecided :-\](http://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/undecided.gif)
* Technicolour yawn (vomit)
![Sad :(](http://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/sad.gif)
* Moon tan (pale complexion)
![Smiley :)](http://bettermost.net/forum/Smileys/cowboy/smiley.gif)
Kerry