David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club

[David In Indy]

Hey David,

Here's a couple of pics of my buddy, Chris. Thanks for giving him a job in your club. I think he'll look kinda cute in the uniform your waiters wear - bow-tie, cuffs & jockstrap!

Hey Kerry, your friend Chris is cute!

All my employess are cute, so he'll fit right in! 

[acoustic man]

David I would be honored to perform with your orchestra, I hear they are phenomenal! We could record the show and release a DVD " Live at David's " But you have to conduct the orchestra....

[saucycobblers]

I drove past her place the other day and there was ONE car in the parking lot. Pitiful. Just pitiful.

Was this the car you saw David? I think a customer left it there about 10 years ago. I hear it's JESS'S...

[David In Indy]

Was this the car you saw David? I think a customer left it there about 10 years ago. I hear it's JESS'S...

That looks like the car they tried to give to Anke!



Oh, wait a minute. This is the car they tried to give her....



I can't seem to decide which one is worse. 

[David In Indy]

David I would be honored to perform with your orchestra, I hear they are phenomenal! We could record the show and release a DVD " Live at David's " But you have to conduct the orchestra....

Of course I will Tullio.

I wouldn't have it any other way!

[Kerry]

Hey Kerry, your friend Chris is cute!

All my employess are cute, so he'll fit right in! 

I've ditched Chris (he was soooooo demanding!) and have a new boyfriend, Daniel:



He also needs a job. His previous employer is after him for breach of contract. Would appreciate if you could find him work. He already has a bowtie:



And has previous experience as a pool-side cocktail waiter:



He'll rush right on over there as soon as you give the OK:

[David In Indy]

Kerry Kerry Kerry.

tsk. tsk. tsk.

You're just THROWIN' those cute men aside aren't you?

Well, that's a damn shame about Chris. It really is.

I suppose you know what you're doing.

But Daniel is cute enough to work here too! He's hired. 

[Kerry]

WOW !!! Thanks Kerry for posting them pictures of ya friend. He is VERY handsome.

I've got a new boyfriend now, Doug (yeah, sure, I wish!). Scroll down (up?) and say "Hello" to Daniel! Ain't he kewt?!!!

[Kerry]

I've got a new boyfriend now, Doug (yeah, sure, I wish!). Scroll down (up?) and say "Hello" to Daniel! Ain't he kewt?!!!

Daniel has a bit of a temper:



But can also be quite charming when he wants to be. This is a pic of him with his plevious boyfriend (he was very fem!). Ditched him for me. Wish he'd stop telling me how much I remind him of his ex!!!

[David In Indy]

Kerry, Daniel is awfully cute. I love a man packing a gun.

I hope he doesn't start shooting it in my club though. He'll behave himself, won't he?

Does he have a license for his piece?