((A lone horse seems flighty and agitated as it bears its rider up a snow-covered mountain. A fire blazing in the night the only beacon for the rider, who is muffled in several layers of clothing to protect him from the cold.))
YOUNG JACK:
There it is, darlin. If we can pick up the pace a little bit, we'll get there 'fore it gets too dark.
((notices the audience))
**Oh, hey folks. I guess yer wonderin' what the heck this is. Well, I ain't right sure myself just yet, mebbe we'll figure it out as we get along. Well I can tell ya a little bit, but it'll take some fancy headwork. Gotta use that 'magination. See, 'stead of separatin' back in August like we did in the movie, we stayed around and tried to find some other work to do up on ole Brokeback. So it's December now. And we found some temporary work with the Forest service. 'n if ya look around, ya might find some of our old friends: JBB, Warshrag, dogs, and even that pesky LSP horse. Oh, and my pants are under here somewhere. Ya might not be able to hear 'em though. Would be kinda muffled.**
**Its gettin' close to Christmas now, so thought we might invite you folks up to celebrate it with us. Ennis's cooking skills gotten a little better, so the eatin's not too bad. Nothin' fancy though. We invited some of our ole friends up too: that musical mule, and well, Miss Snow's already here. Guess ya can see that.**