"Gee, Kerry, I certainly do enjoy coming on these
fishing trips (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) with you! We must do it more often. Are you free in August? The Tetons are nice at that time of year. What's that you say, Kerry? There's a man standing behind me, ogling my ass?
Well, don't touch what you can't afford, buster! Back off! My cute little bubble-butt is the bane of my life, Kerry! Men flock around it, like moths to a flame!
Back off, I say!"