I was at the dollar theater this weekend (love the dollar theater - took my niece to see Pink Panther) and before the movie started, you know how they play those quotes and stuff from E!? Well, all the quotes made people out to be jerks. These are word for word (we got there way too early and watched them over and over).
Catherine Zeta Jones said:
Michael Douglas is my Google.
Cameron Diaz said:
I love older men. Oh my god. Totally.
Tom Hanks said:
I should be considered the luckiest guy.
Jake Gyllenhaal said (about being almost totally nude in a film):
It's easy to feel sexy.
(This one might not be word for word because each time his name came up, I started daydreaming about Jack and Ennis).
Anyway, I don't know why I posted this except that when I saw the words Jake and sex in the subject line, this is what it made me think of.