Snuitje's questionnaire!

[Katie77]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?  The house next door to Jake Gyllenhaal, and I would install a huge telescoppe
2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?  my accountant, cause every time i ring it costs me money
3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time? No
4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?  yes
5. Do you live in your dream house?  yes

6. Which TV show character would you like to be?  one of the girls the L Word

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?  the corpse in CSI


8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk?  vomitted and wet myself

9. What's your worst fashion mistake?  a clinging dress that showed all my bulges

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?  please sunbathe nude, so I can see you through my telescope

1. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?  Australia is very proud of you


12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?  pull the troops out of Iraq

13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?  Dev, my plane from Australia, arriving tomorrow morning

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love?  unfortunately yes

15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?  unfortunately yes

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again?  Stay there longer

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time?  not often, and not always like what I see

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain?  Definately not, Brokeback got me good, for life

19. Who would you like to figure skate with?  someone who could skate

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled?  What really happened to Princess Diana

[Kelda]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?  The house next door to Jake Gyllenhaal, and I would install a huge telescoppe
10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?  please sunbathe nude, so I can see you through my telescope

 

You can look at jakey naked but I'm the one he brings home chocolate body paint to!!!

[mvansand76]

You can look at jakey naked but I'm the one he brings home chocolate body paint to!!!

   Huh, but I am the one he is taking to the Zodiac premiere in Amsterdam, OK? Get over it!

[David In Indy]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?

Oooh.. that’s a good one…. Practically it would be a  large farmhouse or something on the outskirts of Irvine. I could then have a nice big house and garden for myself but also have an outhouse which could be used as my brass bands 24hr access practice room and hall. At the moment we practice in a scummy old hall which costs us an absolute fortune to hire for a few hours a week.

An outhouse? Really? I have a feeling the word "outhouse" means something different in Scotland than it does in the US. Outhouses over here are little shacks with a half moon carved in the door. There is a wooden bench with a hole cut in it. You sit down on the hole to "do your business". haha. But first you have to poke a stick or twig in the hole to make sure there aren't any snakes or spiders down there!   

[David In Indy]

  Huh, but I am the one he is taking to the Zodiac premiere in Amsterdam, OK? Get over it!

Well, maybe on THAT night he is!

But he's planning to escort me to a Zodiac premiere too! Jake will escort me on my right, and Heath will escort me on my left.

Mark Ruffalo will be escorting me from behind. I plan to sit on his lap throughout the entire movie....

.... and Robert Downey Jr. plans to sit on mine. 

Not a bad way to watch a premiere, now is it?   

[mvansand76]

Well, maybe on THAT night he is!

But he's planning to escort me to a Zodiac premiere too! Jake will escort me on my right, and Heath will escort me on my left.

Mark Ruffalo will be escorting me from behind. I plan to sit on his lap throughout the entire movie....

.... and Robert Downey Jr. plans to sit on mine. 

Not a bad way to watch a premiere, now is it?   

LMAO, you have it all figured out haven't you? I don't blame you...

[Scott6373]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?  Boston's Symphony Hall.  I would keept the BSO and make all the concerts free.

2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?  My husband's ex-wife.

3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time? No
4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?  Yes...when I was drunk and promptly threw up all over it.  Felt much better,

5. Do you live in your dream house?  No

6. Which TV show character would you like to be?  Hiro

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?  Any of the desperate housewives

8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk? Dressed in drag

9. What's your worst fashion mistake?  Parachute pants

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?  Just come out already

1. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?  Take a bath


12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?  Quit

13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?  My brother.  I love you.

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love?  Yes

15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?  No

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again?  Be home schooled.

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time?  Whenevr one is in front of me.

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain?  Yes

19. Who would you like to figure skate with?  No one

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled?  Why spandex was EVER created.

[Lumière]

1. If you could own any building in the world, which one would it be and what would you do with it?
I gotta think about this one ..

2. If you had to erase somebody from the contact list in your cell phone (and therefore erase that person out of your life), who would it be?
No one at this time.

3. Have you ever thrown up on a plane? If yes, did you find the vomit bag in time?
Never.

4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?
Yes, only once.

5. Do you live in your dream house?
I love my home.  I recently renovated and I got rid of all the things that piled up over the years .. It feels good to simplify your life and de-clutter once in a while ..  Home = peace .. and I love my space.

6. Which TV show character would you like to be?
Shane (The L word) 

7. Which TV show character would you rather not be?
Like Sue said: ending up on the autopsy table in the CSI lab.

8. What is the weirdest thing you ever did while you were drunk?
I don't get drunk - I know how to handle my liquor ..   

9. What's your worst fashion mistake?
I dyed my hair a cinnamon color once .. It was cool for a while but I got fed up with it and basically shaved my head..

10. If you could send Jake Gyllenhaal a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
I'm not asking U to marry me if U don't want to, I'll settle for being your laundry maid..

11. If you could send Heath Ledger a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
If Mich has a 'headache', call me .. 

12. If you could send president George W. Bush a text message, what would it say (max. 160 characters)?
U are being a bloody wanker!
Please encourage Ur 2 daughters to join the army, then ship them to Iraq.

13. If you could send a text message to anybody, who would it be and what would you say (max. 160 characters)?
There are too many people I would like to text just now .. 

14. Have you ever said "I hate you" to somebody you love?
Once, but I apologised soon after..

15. Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?
No.

16. What would you do differently if you could do high school all over again?
I'd spend more time with my high-school best friend.  He was a gem (still is).

17. How many times a day do you look in the mirror? Do you like what you see every time?
Whenever I use the ladies' room (while at work).  Mostly.

18. Do you think you will ever be truly fed up with Brokeback Mountain?
It doesn't look like it. 

19. Who would you like to figure skate with?
I've never given it much thought ..

20. Which big mystery of the world would you like to see unravelled?
AIDS..

[David In Indy]

LMAO, you have it all figured out haven't you? I don't blame you...

<David looks at Melissa and shakes his head in the affirmative>

Uhhhh -huhhhhh!  

[David In Indy]

4. Have you ever hugged a tree and felt better afterwards?  Yes...when I was drunk and promptly threw up all over it.  Felt much better,

Yeah, but I bet the tree didn't.