Hmmm.
A hit movie comes out with no product tie-ins?
Has Ang Lee learned nothin from George Lucas and Steven Speilberg? Play Doh - Brokeback Mountain edition, including molds for action figures, horses, sheep, and hats in a pup tent carrying case!
"Del Mar" cologne would have been joined on the shelf by "Jack Nasty"
, "Alma", and "Lureen" as fragrances.
"Life - Brokeback Mountain Edition" spin the spinner and advance the board find out if Ennis and Jack end up together, or separate and live lives of regret. Take a card -- "You've been spotted tusseling with your lover by Joe Aguirre. Move back 3 spaces!"
"Huntin on Brokeback Mountain" video game. How many elk can you bag before getting caught by "The Fish and Game"? Careful for bear...
"Brokeback Mountain Cookbook" -- Recipes include "Elk -- Sauteed in Whiskey", "Beans ala BetterMost", "Boxed Lentil Soup", "Texan Twisted Tea", "Cherry Cake Surprise!", and "Lamb ala Lightnin Flat."
Brokeback Mountain Two-Man Pup Tent.
Brokeback Candy Mountain Cigarettes.
Official Jack Twist Harmonica.
Official Joe Aguirre Viewmaster Binoculars -- (See it all in 3-D!)
Jack "Twister" action game:
"Spin the spinner and call the shots!
Jack Twister ties you up in a Knot!
It's Twister!
Jack Twister!"
Brokeback Mountain Snowcone Machine!
Official Jack Twist 'Stache disguise.
Jack and Ennis Salt and Pepper Shakers!
:-*Brokeback Mountain Bed Sheet and Bed Roll Set.
Jack n Ennis Reversible Carhartt Jackets -- Carhartt brown switches to Green Plaid!
Jack n Ennis reversible shirt -- (indigo reverses to yellow plaid)
Jack Twist's "Mystery Date" Board Game -- Jack's "Mr. Right" just won't commit, so who will he find to be "Mr. RightNOW?"
"Clue - Brokeback Mountain Edition" (that's "Cluedo" for you all across the pond) in which various characters travel the board and collect clues about suspects and murder weapons: "I call Lureen to the grainery with a tire-iron!"
Brokeback Mountain Aromarama Special Edition DVD! (When the number flashes on the screen, get out your coded "scratch n sniff" card and smell along! "Number Six smells like -- Cat Piss!")
Them's my ideas...
What's yours?