Hmmm. 
A hit movie comes out with no product tie-ins? 
Has Ang Lee learned nothin from George Lucas and Steven Speilberg?  
  
 Play Doh - Brokeback Mountain edition, including molds for action figures, horses, sheep, and hats in a pup tent carrying case!  

 "Del Mar" cologne would have been joined on the shelf by "Jack Nasty" 

, "Alma", and "Lureen" as fragrances.  
  
 "Life - Brokeback Mountain Edition" spin the spinner and advance the board find out if Ennis and Jack end up together, or separate and live lives of regret. Take a card -- "You've been spotted tusseling with your lover by Joe Aguirre. Move back 3 spaces!"  
  
 "Huntin on Brokeback Mountain" video game. How many elk can you bag before getting caught by "The Fish and Game"? Careful for bear...  
  
 "Brokeback Mountain Cookbook" -- Recipes include "Elk -- Sauteed in Whiskey", "Beans ala BetterMost", "Boxed Lentil Soup", "Texan Twisted Tea", "Cherry Cake Surprise!", and "Lamb ala Lightnin Flat."  
  
 Brokeback Mountain Two-Man Pup Tent.  
  
 Brokeback Candy Mountain Cigarettes.  

 Official Jack Twist Harmonica.  

 Official Joe Aguirre Viewmaster Binoculars -- (See it all in 3-D!)  
  
 Jack "Twister" action game: 
"Spin the spinner and call the shots! 
Jack Twister ties you up in a Knot! 
It's Twister! 
Jack Twister!"  
  
 Brokeback Mountain Snowcone Machine!  

 Official Jack Twist 'Stache disguise.  
  
 Jack and Ennis Salt and Pepper Shakers!  

 :-*Brokeback Mountain Bed Sheet and Bed Roll Set.  
  
 Jack n Ennis Reversible Carhartt Jackets -- Carhartt brown switches to Green Plaid!  

 Jack n Ennis reversible shirt -- (indigo reverses to yellow plaid)  

 Jack Twist's "Mystery Date" Board Game -- Jack's "Mr. Right" just won't commit, so who will he find to be "Mr. RightNOW?"  

 "Clue - Brokeback Mountain Edition" (that's "Cluedo" for you all across the pond) in which various characters travel the board and collect clues about suspects and murder weapons: "I call Lureen to the grainery with a tire-iron!"  
  
 Brokeback Mountain Aromarama Special Edition DVD! (When the number flashes on the screen, get out your coded "scratch n sniff" card and smell along! "Number Six smells like -- Cat Piss!") 
Them's my ideas... 
What's yours?