Author Topic: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)  (Read 204298 times)

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #240 on: November 02, 2015, 07:41:16 pm »
good additions, Jeff!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #241 on: November 03, 2015, 11:26:32 am »
You can't find your blue parka. Lose a turn to look for it.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #242 on: November 03, 2015, 11:32:24 am »
You have your girls for the weekend. Take an extra roll for being a conscientious parent.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #243 on: November 03, 2015, 08:33:26 pm »
Jeff, you are too good at this.  LOL


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #244 on: November 03, 2015, 09:41:33 pm »
Jeff, you are too good at this.  LOL

Well, thanks. But I wouldn't be surprised if someone else hadn't come up with all of them. I was just too lazy to read through more than 20 pages before I started adding to the thread.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #245 on: November 04, 2015, 08:43:07 am »
You just watched Ennis and Jack "stem the rose" through your binoculars.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #246 on: November 04, 2015, 10:36:32 am »
You took a job on the highway crew. Collect $200.
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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #247 on: November 04, 2015, 10:50:54 am »
Timmy talks your ears off.  Pay $250 for a high-end Bose noise reducing headphone set.

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #248 on: November 04, 2015, 10:56:21 am »
"Inheritance!  One curve in the road and your parents had to miss it...  COLLECT $24!!!!"

LOVE this one :D

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Re: Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)
« Reply #249 on: November 04, 2015, 01:26:50 pm »
You found this this old game and dusted it off again. For that you get an extra turn.

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