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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« on: May 01, 2006, 01:43:31 am »
"Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" Game
This is the hit game that I created at the IMDB's "Brokeback Mountain" Board.  "BBM Linez" was one of the biggest, most popular and longest-lasting entities at the BBM Board.  It was one of the few structures that even the Trollz respected -- and seemingly enjoyed.  The renowned "BBM Linez" was the one ship that the IMDB Administration actually protected and with 'zap' tug boats.  Eventually, after Captain Will departed, the "BBM Linez" ship steamed out into the open sea on its voyage to reunite with its captain at the Port of BetterMost. 

Welcome back the original "BBM Linez" with your clever thoughts of and witty contributions for any of the BBM story or movie characters and what U would imagine them wanting to say or what U would like to hear them say!   

There are only three  requirements:

1) Your post must relate to this  game!  :)

2) Only one  entry per posting!  :P

3) U must skip one  turn!  ;)

In the true spirit of Ennis & Jack:  have fun!!  ;D  :laugh:

Sailin' 'n' playin',
Cap'n Will

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« Last Edit: October 31, 2006, 09:47:04 am by Fran »

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Ennis & Jack
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2006, 01:45:13 am »
ENNIS:  "I'm Gay!"  ;D

JACK:  "Me, too!"  :laugh:
« Last Edit: May 03, 2006, 11:46:44 am by Will-ABC »

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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2006, 08:28:55 am »
I saw this online and thought it was very funny - don't know if you've already seen it.

BROKEBACK GROCERY LIST
(from Elvira)

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists
for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer 1963

WEEK ONE
* Beans
* Bacon
* Coffee
* Whiskey

WEEK TWO
* Beans
* Ham
* Coffee
* Whiskey

WEEK THREE
* Beans al fresca
* Thin-sliced bacon
* Hazelnut Coffee
* Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
* K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
* Beans en salade
* Pancetta
* Coffee (espresso grind)
* 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
* 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
* Fresh fava beans
* Jasmine rice
* Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
* Medallions of veal
* Porcini mushrooms
* 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
* 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
* 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
* Yukon Gold potatoes
* Heavy whipping cream
* Asparagus (very thin)
* Organic eggs
* Spanish lemons
* Gruyere cheese (well aged)
* Crushed walnuts
* Arugula
* Clarified butter
* Extra Virgin olive oil
* Pure Balsamic vinegar
* 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
* Large tin Crisco
« Last Edit: May 01, 2006, 04:21:00 pm by Memento »

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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2006, 12:48:59 pm »
John Twist to Ennis: "You seem like such a nice boy, and seein' that you cared for my son, tell ya what, why don't you take them ashes after all."

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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2006, 04:21:56 pm »

Aguirre to Jack Twist

"You go down, take a few days off, and go and see Uncle Harold,
and I'll stay up here with Ennis and the sheep for the weekend."


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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2006, 04:52:06 pm »
Everyone to Lashawn:

"Shut up, already"

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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2006, 12:13:23 pm »
ENNIS: "Hey, Monroe, is Alma here?"

MONROE: "Yeah, she's in the condiments aisle."

ENNIS: "The wha'?"

MONROE: "Uh, between the capers and the cornichons."

ENNIS: "Gotcha, thanks, girlfriend."

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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2006, 12:58:10 pm »
JACK:  Guess what next month is?

ENNIS:  June!

JACK:  Whoreson Bytch, besides that... Gay Pride Month!

ENNIS:  Hunh?


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Thanx for makin' us laugh out loud, SouthEndMD!
That "girlfriend" to Monroe is too funny -- and true!

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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2006, 01:36:10 pm »
Alma - So is he someone you cowboy with or what?

Ennis - Nah, Jack, he rodeos mos'ly.  But guess who he's ridin' when he ain't ridin' bulls?
         ... *winks at Alma* ...

Alma - He what? ... *about to swallow her own tongue*

Ennis - Rodeo boy is hung like a donkey! Woooweee! Daaaannnnng!!
        ... *shakes head with smirk on his face* ... Hm hm hm!!
« Last Edit: May 02, 2006, 01:40:43 pm by Lucise »


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Re: LINES =U= WON'T HEAR in BBM!
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2006, 02:03:44 pm »
Jack: Don't you think Aguirre's trailer is so now! I mean the Western look is soooo this summer! Don't you think hunh?

 ::) Sorry that is all my mind could muster...I am having quite a slow day.
"Look too often at those hills, lie too long beside those rippling rivers, and you may think you are hearing a love song, when actually it is a death song." Larry McMurtry, Brokeback Mountain: Story to Screenplay.