"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"

[JulietteMontague]

Mrs. Twist:  I'm sorry I can't offer you any refreshment, the cupboards are empty.  I do have some pot, do you want to go outside for a toke?  

[Pipedream]

Alma: Ennis, you know I'm not much of a restaurant person. When your friend comes, let's just go out with him and get drunk!

Ennis: Hunh?

[Ray]

Lureen's Mother at the Maternity ward:  "I brought you a whole box of formula, but your big stupid oaf father thought is was talc and tipped it all under his arm pits!"

[Ray]

Lureen's Father after the maternity ward visit: "Who keyed my car?"

[David]

Alma:   "Ennis, I bought this here strap-on so I can do the driving tonight"

Ennis:  "Sure Enough"

[Ray]

Jack:  "Have you seen my blue parka?"

Lureen: "Yeh, I sent it to the dry cleaners to have all those white stains removed!"

[Lumière]

Haha Ray! 


Lureen:  Why doesn't your buddy come over here to Texas and fish?

Jack: 'Cause our big horns ain't for Texas....errrrr..I mean, the mountains!  The Big Horn mountains ain't in Texas.

[David]

Alma:    "Ennis, why don't you invite your friend to stay the night.  I'm feeling frisky and he's kinda cute.  You wouldn't mind a threesome would you?"

Ennis:    "You bet"

[Fran]

Alma:   "Monroe, you and the girls do the dishes.  I cooked the turkey, and I'm tired."

[ThePirateBride]

Monroe:  Alma, please pick up all of this spillage, and do take your time.  I'm going into the stockroom with Ennis for a few minutes.