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Topic: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" (Read 121507 times)
JulietteMontague
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #100 on:
June 09, 2006, 09:43:02 pm »
Mrs. Twist
: I'm sorry I can't offer you any refreshment, the cupboards are empty. I do have some pot, do you want to go outside for a toke?
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #101 on:
June 10, 2006, 07:03:05 am »
Alma:
Ennis, you know I'm not much of a restaurant person. When your friend comes, let's just go out with him and get drunk!
Ennis:
Hunh?
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Ray
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #102 on:
June 10, 2006, 07:17:32 am »
Lureen's Mother at the Maternity ward:
"I brought you a whole box of formula, but your big stupid oaf father thought is was talc and tipped it all under his arm pits!"
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Ray
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #103 on:
June 10, 2006, 07:19:35 am »
Lureen's Father after the maternity ward visit:
"Who keyed my car?"
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David
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #104 on:
June 10, 2006, 07:52:56 am »
Alma:
"Ennis, I bought this here strap-on so I can do the driving tonight"
Ennis:
"Sure Enough"
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Ray
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #105 on:
June 11, 2006, 03:17:26 pm »
Jack:
"Have you seen my blue parka?"
Lureen:
"Yeh, I sent it to the dry cleaners to have all those white stains removed!"
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Lumière
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #106 on:
June 11, 2006, 03:29:14 pm »
Haha Ray!
Lureen
: Why doesn't your buddy come over here to Texas and fish?
Jack
: 'Cause our big horns ain't for Texas....errrrr..I mean, the mountains! The Big Horn mountains ain't in Texas.
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David
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #107 on:
June 11, 2006, 04:47:16 pm »
Alma:
"Ennis, why don't you invite your friend to stay the night. I'm feeling frisky and he's kinda cute. You wouldn't mind a threesome would you?"
Ennis:
"You bet"
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Fran
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #108 on:
June 12, 2006, 12:17:49 pm »
Alma:
"Monroe, you and the girls do the dishes. I cooked the turkey, and I'm tired."
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ThePirateBride
Brokeback Got Me Good
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
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Reply #109 on:
June 19, 2006, 12:58:18 pm »
Monroe
: Alma, please pick up all of this spillage, and do take your time. I'm going into the stockroom with Ennis for a few minutes.
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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"