"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"

[Will-U]

JACK:  Hey, Ennis, they're changing the name of that new rectal lube product. 

ENNIS:  We endorsed it!!  What's it gonna be called now? 

JACK:  "BetterMoist"!   

[DeeDee]

Alma:What are ya all dressed up for Ennis?

Ennis:Jack's coming to town, does my ass look big in these pants?

[Will-U]

Aquirre's trailer trash office door sign:

"Visitors will be welcomed -- especially Gay guys!" - Joey Aggy

=aside= DeeDee
That one is funni about the big azz!
Glad that U & AnDre spoke again tonite,
confirming all of our plans for Tues. (rev.) eve
for a post-Gay Pride dinner and GLBTS drinx!!!
Will & Johnny Cakes
[S = straight]

[Will-U]

Linez of BBM =milestone= 2,000+ views     
The entertaining, popular and witty "Linez =U= Won't Hear in Brokeback Mountain" has proudly passed its =milestone= 2,000 "views" marker!  This fact makes it undisputedly one of the top favorites here at the Port of BetterMost!!  

"BBM Linez" was, in fact, the most popular entry at the IMDB Port.  There was a much more supportive and diverse band of enthusiasts there, some of whom -- Banner Hill, Damiano, Jamaica Sugar, J-Shane, MoniMM, et al. -- remain there.  Many people at IMDB's BBM still yearn for the S.S. BBM Linez.  BTW, am I proud?  U bet!  "Linez" was eventually eclipsed in popularity only by the arrival of the "ABCz of BBM", which is now docked here at the Port of BetterMost!!

Seafarin',

Cap'n Will
S.S. BBM Linez

[Fran]

Jack:  Lashawn sure is a lively little gal.  How'd you two meet anyway?

Randall:  A friend of mine fixed us up at an Aggie game.  You know what they say, "If your girlfriend won't, Tri Delt"?  Well, I did...[big sigh]...and now I'm married to a chattering squirrel. [bigger sigh]

[memento]

Jack to Ennis in Tent Scene 1:  "Fasten your seat-belt, it's going to be a bumpy night."

[memento]

Ennis to Jack: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

[Fran]

Ennis:  You ever get the feelin', I don't know, when you're in town, and someone looks at you, suspicious... like he knows.  And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone, lookin' at you, and maybe they all know, too?

Jack:  Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

[Becky]

Ennis:  "You ever get the feelin', I don't know, when you're in town, and someone looks at you, suspicious... like he knows.  And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone, lookin' at you, and maybe they all know, too?"

Jack:  "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

Loving the GWTW references, great film. I am off now to hit the sack: I am exhausted, but afterall ...tomorrow is another day!

[Will-U]

JACK (to Father):
But Daddy Twist, I'm going with Ennis -- he's a MAN!!

MR. TWIST:
"Nobody's perfect!"


=aside= Fran
Ur ode to "Gone With The Wind" is A-1.
It inspired my ode to "Some Like It Hot"!