"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"

[Will-U]

Congratulations to all of our witty "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" players on over 1,000!!!!!!!!!! views and counting!
Cap'n Will & Dre
S.S. BBM Linez

[Lumière]

Chilean sheep 1 - Damn there are some hot ewes in this crowd!

Chilean sheep 2 - Check out the babe 6 hoof-steps away, whoa, I bet she could produce big, strong rams! I bet she's in heat!  Damn!

Chilean sheep 1 - Which one, Tony?

Chilean sheep 2 - That one over there!  Close to the idiot sitting in his own sh!t!

Chilean sheep 1 - Errr.... Tony, I didn't know ya were that way!  That there's not an ewe!  That thing between its legs are not tits you dumbass!...Jeez! 

Brokeback Sheep 1 (to Brokeback sheep 2, after overhearing the whole exchange) - Look at those dumb idiots!  It's fools like that give sheep a bad name!  Baaaaaaaahahahaha!

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(ok ok, I'll go find something to do with my time! lol)

[Lumière]

LaShawn and Randall prepare for the Childress Benefit Dinner they are about to attend....

Randall - Lashie... where are my grey...

LaShawn - O my goodness!  I hope that two-faced old bat, the so-called Mrs. Seemore is not at the benefit tonight!  What a sour, gossip-mongering old trout!  Do you know what she said about me at the bake sale last week??

Randall - I just need....

LaShawn - She said I was flirting with Teri Hinds' husband in church 2 Sundays ago!  Please!  Granted, he is a fine specimen of manhood but I wouldn't be caught dead drooling over his very-broke behind!The nerve of the woman!

Randall - La..

LaShawn - If she shows up tonight, I'll strangle the silly bitch! 
Oh, your grey trousers are in the laundry basket in the basement!  But here, wear this one - ya look much better in these!

Randall - Oh, I li....

LaShawn - Randall, I've told you several times, don't just stand there looking stunned and staring at me, ya better learn to speak your mind!

[Snowflakes]

Sheepcounter:  “Hey Joe, this is the exact number of sheep that went up the mountain!  You have to give these two boys bonuses for doing such a perfect job!”

[Pipedream]

I am the only one playing?  Where is everyone else?   

Mod Answer to "Milli" (who dat?):  In America, this is national holiday Memorial Day Weekend.  U two obviously live in countries other than the U.S. of A. 

Still here, Milli! The old stud duck hasn't run me off completely, yet... 

So here goes:

Mrs. Twist: You come back and see us again!

Ennis: Yeah. Ahem, M'am, can I ask you somethin? 

Mrs. Twist: Sure, boy!

Ennis: My last chick told me that girls don't fall in love with fun.  S'that true?

Mrs. Twist: Sure, it is! Hell, otherwise I would hardly have married old Twist here, would I?

Ennis: It must be different with guys then because me and Jack, we always had lots of fun, and I loved it! 

[Fran]

Cassie:     "Tell me what you think."
Alma Jr.:  "Is it true blonds have more fun?"

[memento]

Ennis: "Is sex dirty?"
Jack: "Only if it's done right."
Ennis: "That was the most fun I ever had without laughing."

[ThePirateBride]

Rich and Earl are rocking in their favorite chairs on their front porch.

Rich:  "It's been a good life, Earl."

Earl:  "Yes it has, Rich."

[Snowflakes]

Monroe:  "I'm sorry Alma.  I'm going to have to dock your pay for all of these broken jars.  Now clean up this mess quickly and get those brats out of here at once!"

[Fran]

Minister:  "Ennis and Jack, as you have chosen to join together in a bond of marriage and have pledged yourselves to each other in the presence of family and friends, it is my joy and privilege to pronounce you partners in life."