Author Topic: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"  (Read 120985 times)

Will-U

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"Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM"
« Reply #90 on: June 08, 2006, 03:33:11 am »

LUREEN:  Jack was teachin' Lil' Bobby Bytch how to drive one of them big-ass tractors and he dun run rite over his old grandpappy.  Now I inherit the entire Farm Equipment busine$$!  Yeeeeeee-haw!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #91 on: June 08, 2006, 07:57:24 am »
Jack:  Now sit yer ignorant ass down in one of our lovely mauve velour dining chairs!


LD: Rodeo, stud duck calls the colors around here: them dumbass chairs is magenta.

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #92 on: June 08, 2006, 09:18:51 am »
Jack: Hahahahahaha, Stud Duck, You need glasses! You wrang it out once too many times and now your eyes are "Rose Stemmed"!
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 09:20:32 am by Ray »
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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #93 on: June 08, 2006, 12:58:02 pm »
LD: Hell yes, Rodeo, I've wrung it out. Your mother-in-law Fayette won't gimme none. So I'm turnin' that TV back on 'cuz boys should watch football players.

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,200 views!
« Reply #94 on: June 08, 2006, 01:43:22 pm »
Bobby:   Daddy .. Grandpa, what's it mean to "wring out"? 
Is it like what mommy says she'll do to Daddy's neck everytime he goes fishing?
Or is it like what I saw her doing to some old guy in Daddy's combine?
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 01:46:39 pm by Lucise »


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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #95 on: June 09, 2006, 01:41:19 pm »
Ennis' Mom:  Praise the maker!  That was a scary curve, but you're such a good driver, darling!  We're lucky to be alive!

Ennis' Dad:  I have it all under control, don't worry!  Let's get that money out of the coffe can and take the kids for a treat at the Dairy Queen!
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #96 on: June 09, 2006, 08:43:03 pm »
Ennis' Mom:  Praise the maker!  That was a scary curve, but you're such a good driver, darling!  We're lucky to be alive!
Ennis' Dad:  I have it all under control, don't worry!  Let's get that money out of the coffe can and take the kids for a treat at the Dairy Queen!

Oh, Snowflakes, that was sweet!

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #97 on: June 09, 2006, 09:09:37 pm »
L.D. Newsome:  Jack, you seem bored with my daughter.  Why don't you go and git yourself a little something on the side?

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #98 on: June 09, 2006, 09:23:49 pm »
Alma:  Ennis, don't you dare ever flip me over on my stomach again!   >:(
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: "Linez =U= Won't Hear in BBM" -- over 1,400 views!
« Reply #99 on: June 09, 2006, 09:27:53 pm »
Ennis's Father:  "Son, we didn't have enough money to buy you that B-B-gun you wanted, but we did have enough for this Barbie Doll.   Go on up to Earl and Rich's and play now."