Those are awesome stories. Soo funny. And LOVE the thread, rt,
As for someone hitting on me..One time, a chickfriend of mine, my boyfriend and I were all going to a movie together, and we were in line waiting for our tickets. My boyfriend was stood right next to us but he was talking to somebody he knew in line. And right in front of my boyfriend, these two guys start flirting with my friend and me. My BF thought they were guys that my friend knew. They told us that we should meet up after the movie to "discuss it". And then, (I couldn't believe it) they start bragging about their work and their pay. One guy said to the other: "I can't believe our last check, that bonus really surprised me. We should go to the Sony store after the movie, I wanna buy a plasma TV". I was spitey, and said something like: "Oh yeaaaahh, the real money-makers, eh?" And one of the guys said, "Yeah, I've even got my bank statement in my pocket, and he went to reach for it, but my friend said: "Oh, it's almost our turn in line, seeya!" ... UGH!
Oh, and in high school I was with a guy for about a year, and the first time we tried to kiss, we were so nervous. We were saying "goodnight" and we turned to eachother to kiss so quickly that my nose hit his forehead (yeah I was taller than him) and my nose started bleeding everywhere!!! We can laugh about it now, though.
As for me hitting on someone else...Well, the first thing I ever said to my current boyfriend, 3 and a half years ago when I met him (well, I knew of him growing up in our hometown, but I never really
knew him, y'know?), was: "Nice hands, big, I bet you could do a lot with them."
I was horrified, I couldn't believe that I said it. He just gave a nervous little laugh. You see, a few of us were sitting around a table in the cafeteria of the college and a guyfriend of mine was talking about how he wanted to go into carpentry 'cause he's good with his hands.