Favorite Lines From "Cheers"

[injest]

I was thinking about "Cheers" today and laughing.

I remember once Carla put an ad in the paper and someone suggested she should lie about herself...

"Oh sure I could say I am six foot, blonde with tatas til Tuesday. But how do I explain when they meet me?"

and after she walked off Cliff said

"I don't understand...she has tatas til Monday afternoon at least!"

 

[injest]

Diane in a moment of exasperation:

"I'd rather be the love slave of an entire Greek army battalion!"

Carla's ex husband:

"Wouldn't we all? But dreaming gets you NO WHERE!"

 

[David In Indy]

I watched Cheers when it was new Jess, but I haven't seen very many episodes since it went to re-runs. So, I can't think of any favorite lines. But I always loved Woody. He had some of the funniest lines from the show.  

[injest]

Sam was flirting with some college girls...Diane told him:

"You could make love to everyone of those girls and I would feel nothing....and neither would they!!"

 

[injest]

I watched Cheers when it was new Jess, but I haven't seen very many episodes since it went to re-runs. So, I can't think of any favorite lines. But I always loved Woody. He had some of the funniest lines from the show.  

Woody was funny...you remember his girlfriend? The rich blonde?

[injest]

Cliff was rattling on as he does and stopped

"Is it just me or is this getting weird?"

"You passed weird six months ago, Cliff"

"now you are boldly going where no man has gone before"

[opinionista]

I loved Cheers. I don't remember the exact lines son I took these from IMDb.

Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
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Diane: Oh no. The thing I feared most has happened.
Carla: What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?
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Woody: Kelly's coming back from Europe today.
Frasier: Ah, she's hopping the pond.
Woody: What?
Frasier: Well, the pond. It's a reference to the Atlantic.
Woody: Why, Dr. Crane. The Atlantic is an ocean. How many of those have you had?
Frasier: Apparently, not enough.

[injest]

Cliff:

"I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!"

Carla

"Why else would she be there?"

[injest]

I loved Cheers. I don't remember the exact lines son I took these from IMDb.

Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
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Diane: Oh no. The thing I feared most has happened.
Carla: What? Your Living Bra died of boredom? -------------------------
Woody: Kelly's coming back from Europe today.
Frasier: Ah, she's hopping the pond.
Woody: What?
Frasier: Well, the pond. It's a reference to the Atlantic.
Woody: Why, Dr. Crane. The Atlantic is an ocean. How many of those have you had?
Frasier: Apparently, not enough.

One of my faves!

Carla was SO mean!

[David In Indy]

Woody was funny...you remember his girlfriend? The rich blonde?

Yes, I think I remember her. She was only in a few episodes though, wasn't she? She was Woody's girlfriend from back home if I remember correctly.