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Offline Front-Ranger

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14050 on: October 11, 2015, 10:18:49 pm »
Happy Columbus Day! Hope you feel better, and enjoy, friend!
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14051 on: October 11, 2015, 10:34:29 pm »
Feeling much better, thanks!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14052 on: October 12, 2015, 09:44:48 am »
Did you do your Halloween decorating?
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14053 on: October 12, 2015, 01:49:09 pm »
OMG, I hope the zombies didn't get you this time either, Chuck!!!   :o :o

Are you still alive???

I'm looking forward to seeing you next week, please don't be eaten by a zombie!!!   :-*
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14054 on: October 12, 2015, 08:15:07 pm »
Hiya BetterMost friends.




Ooooh, it was a great episode on Sunday!  :o

Had a good day off, got some cleaning done and the laundry is done.  :)

Back to work tomorrow.  :(
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14055 on: October 12, 2015, 08:15:46 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on October 12, 2015, 09:44:48 am
Did you do your Halloween decorating?


the one thing I didn't do.  LOL
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14056 on: October 14, 2015, 08:31:18 am »
Hiya BetterMost friends.





Happy hump day, everyone!!!   :)   I can't believe it's mid-week already, that's what happens when you have a Monday off.

:)

I have some chores to run tonight, and then perhaps I'll decorate for  Halloween.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #14057 on: October 29, 2015, 01:04:19 pm »
It feels like forever since I posted here!  :o

My goodness, time has passed, hasn't it?   Hope everyone is doing well!!!
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the auto correct story
« Reply #14058 on: October 29, 2015, 09:34:26 pm »

As you know, I was away to New Mexico/Arizona for a week or so. My mother asked me to contact them when I landed from Newark to NM, so I opted to text my brother, Chris. I love that my phone lets me talk to it, and convert my voice to a text message. However, I must then deal with the devil...AUTOCORRECT. Here is what I went through trying to tell Chris I had landed.  Bold will be my original message, italics what the phone sent.

Hey Chris, it's Chuck.  Let everyone know I'm on the ground, and with Linda.

Hey Chris, it's Jack. Let everyone know I'm on the ground and with Linda.

Yeah, once again, the phone thinks I'm Jack.  It's Chuck.

Yeah, once again, the phone thinks I'm Jack. It's Chop.

No, not chop, Chuck!

no not shop truck!

What the f*ck is a shop truck?  I'm Chuck!

What the f*ck is a shop truck? I'm shocked!

Chuck!

Chuck!

(Chris' reply) That was awesome!


Linda, who was next to me listening as this all went down, was laughing hysterically.   :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: the auto correct story
« Reply #14059 on: October 29, 2015, 10:10:04 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on October 29, 2015, 09:34:26 pm
As you know, I was away to New Mexico/Arizona for a week or so. My mother asked me to contact them when I landed from Newark to NM, so I opted to text my brother, Chris. I love that my phone lets me talk to it, and convert my voice to a text message. However, I must then deal with the devil...AUTOCORRECT. Here is what I went through trying to tell Chris I had landed.  Bold will be my original message, italics what the phone sent.

Hey Chris, it's Chuck.  Let everyone know I'm on the ground, and with Linda.

Hey Chris, it's Jack. Let everyone know I'm on the ground and with Linda.

Yeah, once again, the phone thinks I'm Jack.  It's Chuck.

Yeah, once again, the phone thinks I'm Jack. It's Chop.

No, not chop, Chuck!

no not shop truck!

What the f*ck is a shop truck?  I'm Chuck!

What the f*ck is a shop truck? I'm shocked!

Chuck!

Chuck!

(Chris' reply) That was awesome!


Linda, who was next to me listening as this all went down, was laughing hysterically.   :laugh:

OMG, it's like the Malaysian subtitles!  :laugh:  :laugh:
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