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Author Topic: Cellar Scribblings  (Read 8865953 times)

Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7020 on: October 06, 2009, 06:38:09 am »

Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!



Oh my!  I am early today!!!!

2 days to take off!




Have a dentist appointment today to get a small cavity drilled.  The dentist thought it could wait, but I'd rather get it done before my trip, so there's no chance of a problem developing while I'm away.

Hope everyone is doing well!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7021 on: October 06, 2009, 06:38:47 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Just had mom tell me a funny story.

Apparently in her pre-school class is a little boy who has recently realized the "pleasure" of holding himself, if you know what I mean.  ;)

So he does it frequently.

;D

Yesterday, mom had this conversation with him:

Mom:  You're not doing your assignment the teacher gave out.

Boy:  I can't do it.

Mom:  Really?  Why not?

Boy:  Because I'm holding my penis.

Mom:  I see.  perhaps if you held your marker instead, you could do the assignment.


 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7022 on: October 06, 2009, 06:46:13 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I bet your mom wanted to laugh, but she had to remain serious.

Wow!!! 2 days to take off! Is it getting hard to sleep? Exciting!!!
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7023 on: October 06, 2009, 07:11:45 am »
Quote from: shakesthecoffeecan on October 05, 2009, 12:43:51 pm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Chuck has no restraint, Chuck has no restraint!

Well, now I'm getting excited, too ..... and nervous  :o
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7024 on: October 06, 2009, 07:33:48 am »
Quote from: Shasta542 on October 06, 2009, 06:46:13 am
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I bet your mom wanted to laugh, but she had to remain serious.

Wow!!! 2 days to take off! Is it getting hard to sleep? Exciting!!!

Mom has often told me there were plenty of times she's wanted to burst out laughing,  but had to restrain herself.

:laugh:

I've been sleeping well, so I'm ok with that.  ;D
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7025 on: October 06, 2009, 07:35:06 am »
Quote from: underdown on October 06, 2009, 07:11:45 am
Well, now I'm getting excited, too ..... and nervous  :o
 ;D

Don't listen to Truman.  I'm a perfect gentleman.

 ;D
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7026 on: October 06, 2009, 07:46:33 am »

'Phew'. That's a relief.

Well .... I knew he was just teasing.  :-\
 
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7027 on: October 06, 2009, 07:50:41 am »
Quote from: CellarDweller on October 06, 2009, 07:35:06 am
Don't listen to Truman.  I'm a perfect gentleman.

 ;D

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7028 on: October 06, 2009, 08:33:05 am »
Quote from: underdown on October 06, 2009, 07:11:45 am
Well, now I'm getting excited, too ..... and nervous  :o
 ;D






Well......just dont stand on any dam stairs with Chucky........ :o :o
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7029 on: October 06, 2009, 10:05:41 am »
Quote from: Katie77 on October 06, 2009, 08:33:05 am
Well......just dont stand on any dam stairs with Chucky........ :o :o

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