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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7150 on: October 28, 2009, 06:52:14 pm »

Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!



I'm here late today!  :laugh:  Work kept me busy!

Hope that everyone had a great hump day!  ;D


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7151 on: October 28, 2009, 07:09:41 pm »
I'm sure Matthew's got no cooties at all! (whatever that is.... ;D)

Here is a pic of cooties for you, they’re microscopic, but they’ve been enlarged for you.



Cooties? Matthew has Cooties ?  :o

 .....  And I gave him a hug?  :o

Ummm. Yes; what IS Cooties?  ???

Yes, you gave him a hug, so you should go get tested.  Cooties can be rather dangerous.

Cooties is a non-scientific term in North American English used by children for an imaginary "disease" or condition said to infect through contact, often with someone being accused of being dirty or a child of a different gender [i.e. boys say that "all girls have cooties"]. The term may have originated with references to lice, fleas and other pests. A child is said to "catch" cooties through any form of bodily contact, proximity, or touching of an "infected" person. The phrase is used by children aged 5-10.
-wiki

Leave it to Dr. Paul to come up with the medical description for cooties.

So, if I understand this correctly the cooties are widely spread in North America, but nowhere else?

Chuck, that means Matt must have caught them from you!!!!  :o ;D

Cooties are not just limited to North America.  All are vulnerable to cooties.  As for catching them from me…..




:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Hey, no laughing!  I’m Cootie free!  So there!  :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7152 on: October 28, 2009, 07:28:44 pm »
Thumbs up forever!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7153 on: October 28, 2009, 07:30:14 pm »
Thumbs up forever!

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What's going on, Paul?  How ya been?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7154 on: October 28, 2009, 07:40:47 pm »
Here is a pic of cooties for you, they’re microscopic, but they’ve been enlarged for you.




OMG!!!!!!   :o :o :o

They look horrid!!!!  I'll have nightmares for weeks!!!!! 

I had no idea they even existed, and here I was, travelling all happy to North America!!!   :o :o :o

Just the thought of it scares me to death, what if I caught them??!!??

OMG what have I done? Where can I get tested? Will there be a cross reaction with the cooties and the swine flu?
I dare not even think of the outcome of a cross breed like that....  ::) ::) ::)


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  As for catching them from me…..



  I’m Cootie free! 


Of course you're cootie free.  Now.  You gave them all to Matthew, that's why.

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7155 on: October 28, 2009, 07:45:24 pm »
Hey Chuck, how was your trip to Colorado?
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7156 on: October 28, 2009, 09:09:28 pm »
Hey Chuck, how was your trip to Colorado?

???

I wasn't in Colroado this year.


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7157 on: October 28, 2009, 10:09:16 pm »
Here is a pic of cooties for you, they’re microscopic, but they’ve been enlarged for you.

Yes, you gave him a hug, so you should go get tested.  Cooties can be rather dangerous.

Leave it to Dr. Paul to come up with the medical description for cooties.

Cooties are not just limited to North America.  All are vulnerable to cooties.  As for catching them from me…..


Well, not any more, anyway.  :laugh:
They'll be rampant in New Zealand and Australia by Christmas ......

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7158 on: October 28, 2009, 10:18:19 pm »
Cooties is a non-scientific term in North American English used by children for an imaginary "disease" or condition said to infect through contact, often with someone being accused of being dirty or a child of a different gender [i.e. boys say that "all girls have cooties"]. The term may have originated with references to lice, fleas and other pests. A child is said to "catch" cooties through any form of bodily contact, proximity, or touching of an "infected" person. The phrase is used by children aged 5-10.
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Thank you, Dr. Paul.
Boy, I hope my new friend doesn't check out this thread, and discover that I've been in close bodily contact with persons possibly carrying Cooties, or I'll be in BIG trouble !

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #7159 on: October 28, 2009, 10:20:45 pm »
They'll be rampant in New Zealand and Australia by Christmas ......

Rob, are you saying that you and Matthew "get around"?

:o


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!