Funny about dreams ... There's a theory that our dreams are, in fact, reality; and when we think we are awake, that's actually a dream.Sometimes I wish it were true.
You mean you only got that tiara on your birthday?
Just for the day! On Friday it goes to the next coworker for their birthday.
We'll have to get you one of your own, then.
Get up and drink hot (decaf) tea and read a boring book next time.
If I had done that, instead of being awake and annoyed, I would've been awake, annoyed, bored, and had to pee.
Well, then, I have another remedy to tell you, but it's not polite to talk about in mixed company.
I already have a mariconera, I don't need a tiara.