The ORIGINAL 1000+ Posts Club

[belbbmfan]

hey louise. Happy 3700!! 

Maybe later I will make some more gluten free baked goods.

Pancakes maybe?  I think we'll need pictures...

[louisev]

ah hahahaha  Fabienne...actually I was thinking of making some bread but I am afraid of Leslie's bread machine

so... well, maybe pancakes.  Or waffles.  If I can find the waffle maker.

[Ellemeno]

okay Leslie is after me to go over 7,000 posts today so I shall.

Do you mean 3,700 posts?  Or do you really mean 7,000?

[Meryl]

ah hahahaha  Fabienne...actually I was thinking of making some bread but I am afraid of Leslie's bread machine.

That must be some bad-ass bread machine! 

[MaineWriter]

Do you mean 3,700 posts?  Or do you really mean 7,000?

I was after her for 3700 but maybe she has another goal I am not aware of!

L

[MaineWriter]

That must be some bad-ass bread machine! 

It is actually an adorable little bread machine that makes a 3/4 lb loaf in about an hour.

L

[MaineWriter]

ah hahahaha  Fabienne...actually I was thinking of making some bread but I am afraid of Leslie's bread machine

so... well, maybe pancakes.  Or waffles.  If I can find the waffle maker.

Louise,

The waffle maker is in the shed.

Leslie

[Ellemeno]

Louise,

The waffle maker is in the shed.

Leslie

Okay, now this has GOT to be code!  

[Meryl]

Gacked from someone over at Live Journal, for your entertainment:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

12. Glibido: All talk and no action.

13. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

14. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


(I think they saved the best one for last) 

[David In Indy]

[7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Great list Meryl!

I especially love #7. I'm a coffee addict and "inoculatte"ing myself might be worth a try sometime.