Whoa! How did I not come over to this thread to celebrate my 1000th post?
Unlike some other whiners around here, I'm not going to complain about not getting a statuette. No, what I'm going to whine about is that the moment I turned 1000, all the names switched from purple/red/black to red/black, so I never got to see my name in RED. Could we please go back to purple/red, at least once, huh, please David? I was really looking forward to it.
Also, does anybody remember the time that someone (I think Tom Hanks) hosted Saturday Night Live for the 5th time, and they had a sketch about him being introduced into the Five Time Hosts Club. Elliot Gould, Steve Martin, Paul Simon all wearing smoking jackets and sitting in club chairs, reading the Wall Street Journal and saying things like, "Rah-ther, my good man."
Anyway, as has been said, won't my family be so proud.