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IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« on: May 24, 2006, 12:03:46 pm »
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Imagine you are standing in your local CD store -- whether that's Manhattan's Virgin Megastore in Union Square or Boca Raton's Borders or even Wichita's Music & More.  You've got your iPOD on, you're thumbing through latest releases or even sampling something on the listening station. 

You look up...

Standing right across from you, alone, doing the same exact thing is.....Jake.....or Heath...  Appears to be no one else around.  Actually, there's no one else in the entire store except for the two of you.  You can't even find a sales associate.  This Jake/Heath hasn't noticed you yet.  But this just might be a golden opportunity. 

WHAT DO YOU DO?   :laugh:

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Re: IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2006, 12:18:34 pm »


WHAT DO YOU DO?   :laugh:

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Do you want the real Leslie, or the fantasy Leslie?

Real Leslie: I have been near four "famous" people in my life: Paul Simon, Ric Ocasek (lead singer for the Cars), Peter Wolf (lead singer for the J. Geils band) and Andy Williams. By near, I mean actually near them long enough that I could have done something, like say hello or have a conversation. And in all four cases I did absolutely nothing. I just clammed up and stared at them, for a second, until I realized I wasn't being polite, and then stopped looking, too.

So, at the Border's in South Portland, I would probably do the same thing...stare a little, make a mental photograph, and then tell the story to the family at dinner.

Fantasy Leslie, on the other hand, would immediately contrive some way to get Jake/Heath out of Border's and into the Marriott across the street...effortlessly and elegantly...with total savoir faire...
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Re: IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2006, 12:34:35 pm »
Let's play gang!

Imagine you are standing in your local CD store -- whether that's Manhattan's Virgin Megastore in Union Square or Boca Raton's Borders or even Wichita's Music & More.  You've got your iPOD on, you're thumbing through latest releases or even sampling something on the listening station. 

You look up...

Standing right across from you, alone, doing the same exact thing is.....Jake.....or Heath...  Appears to be no one else around.  Actually, there's no one else in the entire store except for the two of you.  You can't even find a sales associate.  This Jake/Heath hasn't noticed you yet.  But this just might be a golden opportunity. 

WHAT DO YOU DO?   :laugh:

rt

WELL....

If it's Jake, I would get his attention remind him of our meeting in 2002 on the set of Moonlight Mile and strike up a conversation.  Congratulate him on his BAFTA and tell how much I admired his  performance in BBM.  Comimiserate over the paparazzi but tell him how lovely the photos of him and the dogs are.  Then ask if he's been back to San Diego recently and suggest he might want to come on down sometime and I of course would be happy to show him around, he could even bring the dogs...LOL

If it's Heath....I don't know, we've never been introduced, knowing how nervous and shy he is, I'd probably just leave him alone completely or just smile and say hi like I would to anyone else.

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Re: IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2006, 12:42:58 pm »
Let's play gang!

Imagine you are standing in your local CD store -- whether that's Manhattan's Virgin Megastore in Union Square or Boca Raton's Borders or even Wichita's Music & More.  You've got your iPOD on, you're thumbing through latest releases or even sampling something on the listening station. 

You look up...

Standing right across from you, alone, doing the same exact thing is.....Jake.....or Heath...  Appears to be no one else around.  Actually, there's no one else in the entire store except for the two of you.  You can't even find a sales associate.  This Jake/Heath hasn't noticed you yet.  But this just might be a golden opportunity. 

WHAT DO YOU DO?   :laugh:

rt

I had an experience similar to the one you describe above with Javier Bardem about a year ago, and I didn't do anything! He was standing right next to me at the snack bar of a movie theater. He even looked at me because it was just the two of us there, (and the bartender of course) I just turned my sight away. I'm not a shy person but I don't know what happens to me when I run into celebrities.  So I guess that if run into Jake or Heath I'll do the same. Hopefully not! althought I might say hi but I don't picture myself having a conversation with them unless they start it.
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Re: IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2006, 12:45:58 pm »
Well... if I'd meet them in my local CD store, it would mean they are in Brussels! I'd go over there and would freaking wanna know, what the he** they are doing in Brussels!  :laugh:  ;D

Or I'd just smile shyly (spelling?) and become all nervous and silent.. and bite my tongue later, for not having had the guts to say something. But it would all depend on 'how' alone we are in the store..

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Re: IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2006, 12:51:59 pm »
Well, unless either of them struck up a conversation with me first (and even then my tongue, along with the rest of me, would probably be paralyzed), I wouldn't say or do anything save steal a couple of discrete glances and feel warm and tingly all over.

I have this thing about approaching famous people when they're in their own personal space.  Ed and I were in the West End about 10 years ago, and I remember I had recently seen "Mrs. Brown" for the first time and was completely in awe of Judi Dench.  We were waiting for the double-decker tour bus to make its rounds back to our stop and noticed a group of people coming out of a theater about 10 yards from where we were standing.  Suddenly the little group was mobbed by people with pens and books, and I said, "I wonder who it is?"  As the crowd dissipated, I noticed a couple of theater actors I recognized - one, even, who was in the play we had just seen the night before.  As the group of them separated, out emerged from the center none other than Judi Dench.  I whispered to Ed, "Oh, my God.  It's Judi Dench.  The one we liked so much in that "Mrs. Brown" movie we watched a couple weeks ago, remember?"  She was walking in our direction, but not looking at us - just straight ahead.  I was trying very hard not to stare and to look nonchalant.  I remember she had this umbrella she was carrying like a cane - it was almost as tall as she was.  He whispered, "Well, go get her autograph."  I said, "No way.  If I'd known it was her when they were mobbing her, maybe, but not now that she's in her own space."    She waved her umbrella for a taxi, and one immediately appeared and whisked her away.  I've never regretted not bothering her.
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Re: IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2006, 12:53:45 pm »
If it were Jake.....I'd walk up next to him and whisper in his ear  "Don'tcha remember how good it was last time?   Meet me behind the store in 10 minutes"  and then calmly walk out of the store.

Hey,  50-50 chance he does right?     LOL    :laugh:

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Re: IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2006, 12:55:05 pm »
If it were Jake.....I'd walk up next to him and whisper in his ear  "Don'tcha remember how good it was last time?   Meet me behind the store in 10 minutes"  and then calmly walk out of the store.

Hey,  50-50 chance he does right?     LOL    :laugh:


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Re: IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 01:00:20 pm »
David, you are my hero.   ;D
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Re: IMAGINE YOU....AND JAKE...OR HEATH...
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2006, 01:01:36 pm »
Barb, that's really classy of you, letting Judi Dench alone in her own space. That's what I would probably do if I ran into Heath or Jake as described. I would tell myself I was respecting their privacy, though I would have to admit to myself that I was really just rationalizing cowardice.

On the other hand, two weeks ago at a subscribers party for the Pennsylvania Ballet, I actually found the nerve to go up to my favorite dancer when he was momentarily alone and introduce myself. Somehow I found the tongue and the breath. I apologized for intruding and said I really enjoyed his performance in a particular show, and at that his face just lit up like a 100-watt bulb. It made me feel really good for finding the guts to speak to him.

So maybe I'd be able to find the nerve to say something similar to Heath or Jake. ... Jake. ... Jake. ...  ;)
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