Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[gwyllion]

A limerick is supposed to have smut
One man's beer tray is another man's, but...
so bring on the porn
It never gets worn,
Make Ennis talk dirty, no saying just "Whut?"

[Sason]

Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck

[CellarDweller]

Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck
somethin' where Jack & Ennis fuck

[Sason]

Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck
somethin' where Jack & Ennis fuck
In a tent at night

[CellarDweller]

Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck
somethin' where Jack & Ennis fuck
In a tent at night
they had much delight

[Sason]

Ok, now let's write some porny stuff for Chuck
somethin' where Jack & Ennis fuck
In a tent at night
they had much delight
While one of them did on the other suck

[Sason]

Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?

[CellarDweller]

Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?
it was good, but why should it end?

[SuperDistortion]

Not enough syllables - must be at least eight.

[CellarDweller]

Not enough syllables - must be at least eight.

Ahem.   *folds arms, taps foot*

Limerick Structure   http://freespace.virgin.net/merrick.sheldon/limerickrules.htm

Lear's book cemented the structure if not the the content of popular limericks. The content-independent school of limerickery holds that any five-line poem with the requisite structure is a limerick, as would be true for a sonnet or villanelle fitting their respective formulae.

Limericks are officially described as a form of 'anapestic trimeter'; the 'anapest' is a 'foot' of poetic verse consisting of three syllables, the third longer (or accentuated to a greater degree) than the first two. Lines one, two and five of a limerick should ideally consist of three anapests each, concluding with an identical or similar phoneme to create the rhyme. Lines three and four are shorter, constructed of two anapests each and again rhyming with each other. Thus, the overall rhyme structure of a, a, b, b, a, with the beat pattern


1. 9 syllables pause 3 1.       da-da-daah da-da-daah da-da-daah
2. 9 syllables pause 3 2.       da-da-daah da-da-daah da-da-daah
3. 6/7 syllables no pause 3.  (da) da-da-daah da-da-daah
4. 6/7 syllables no pause 4.  (da) da-da-daah da-da-daah
5. 9 syllables pause 3 5.       da-da-daah da-da-daah da-da-daah

being reduced to a minimum of

1. 7 syllables pause 5 1.      da-dah da-da-dah da-daah
2. 7 syllables pause 5 2.      da-dah da-da-dah da-daah
3. 4 syllables pause 2 3.      da-da da-daah
4. 4 syllables pause 2 4.      da-da da-daah
5. 7 syllables pause 5 5.      da-dah da-da-dah da-daa


my addition had the minimum of 7 syllables.

So there!