Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Sason]

Chuck, Ronny is right as far as the rules for this thread goes.

Here's a quote from the first post in the thread, explaining the rules:


A limerick is a five-line poem with an AABBA rhyme scheme. This means the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines do as well. It’s important that the lines actually rhyme.

The first, second, and last lines have between 8 and 11 syllables; the third and fourth lines are shorter, having 5 or 6 syllables.  



I'm sure there are different rules depending on what literary historian you read, but in this thread the rules are as above.

I'd appreciate it if you add a few more syllable(s) to your line.

Thanks.

[gwyllion]

You people are nuts!  Get on with the rhymes!

 

[Sason]

Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?
it was good, but why should it end?
Then write something more!

[Sason]

Special extra issue today: we have another limerick for you!   


You people are nuts!  Get on with the rhymes!
As Donna has told us hundreds of tmes!

[gwyllion]

You people are nuts!  Get on with the rhymes!
As Donna has told us hundreds of tmes!
You don't need a class,

[CellarDweller]

Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?
it was good, but why should it end?
Then write something more!
they fuck on the floor

[CellarDweller]

You people are nuts!  Get on with the rhymes!
As Donna has told us hundreds of tmes!
You don't need a class,
so get off your ass

[Sason]

Was that porny enough for ya, Chuck my friend?
it was good, but why should it end?
Then write something more!
they fuck on the floor
Is floor fucking really the porny new trend?

[Sason]

You people are nuts!  Get on with the rhymes!
As Donna has told us hundreds of times!
You don't need a class,
so get off your ass
and let's create some all-time limerick primes!

[Sason]

This year, it's fifty years since the boys first met