Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1144910 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7670 on: April 26, 2016, 09:01:27 am »
Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7671 on: April 26, 2016, 04:47:47 pm »
Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?
You mean, each of them getting out their schmuck?

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7672 on: April 27, 2016, 08:30:37 am »
Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?
You mean, each of them getting out their schmuck?
the action gets started


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7673 on: April 27, 2016, 08:02:52 pm »
Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?
You mean, each of them getting out their schmuck?
the action gets started
Until Jack farted

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7674 on: April 27, 2016, 08:35:32 pm »

Do you think they made out in Jack's truck?
You mean, each of them getting out their schmuck?
the action gets started
Until Jack farted
and Ennis yells out,  "What the fuck?"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7675 on: April 29, 2016, 02:03:59 pm »
Aguirre was the meanest man ever

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7676 on: April 29, 2016, 10:13:02 pm »

Aguirre was the meanest man ever
even though  he thought he was clever


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7677 on: April 30, 2016, 05:23:58 pm »
Aguirre was the meanest man ever
even though  he thought he was clever
He's a son of a bitch

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7678 on: April 30, 2016, 06:56:51 pm »
Aguirre was the meanest man ever
even though  he thought he was clever
He's a son of a bitch
But in a bit of a switch

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7679 on: May 01, 2016, 07:47:50 am »
Aguirre was the meanest man ever
even though  he thought he was clever
He's a son of a bitch
But in a bit of a switch
He wants to be your BFF

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