Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3184817 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7780 on: June 20, 2016, 10:21:34 am »
The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
each night it made Jack want to curse
he went to the camp

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7781 on: June 20, 2016, 02:40:17 pm »
The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
each night it made Jack want to curse
he went to the camp
his underpants damp


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7782 on: June 21, 2016, 03:21:47 pm »
The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
each night it made Jack want to curse
he went to the camp
his underpants damp
Had he been a poet, he'd written a verse

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7783 on: June 22, 2016, 02:17:34 pm »
Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7784 on: June 22, 2016, 04:57:48 pm »
Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd
he spoke his opinion, clear and loud

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7785 on: June 23, 2016, 01:39:33 pm »
Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd
he spoke his opinion, clear and loud
they could all go to hell


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7786 on: June 23, 2016, 01:59:26 pm »
Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd
he spoke his opinion, clear and loud
they could all go to hell
at the sound of a bell

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7787 on: June 24, 2016, 10:13:53 am »
Ennis hated the fire and brimstone crowd
he spoke his opinion, clear and loud
they could all go to hell
at the sound of a bell
he thought them too judgemental and proud.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7788 on: June 27, 2016, 01:19:47 pm »
Aguirre was a real son of a bitch

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7789 on: June 28, 2016, 08:49:47 am »

Aguirre was a real son of a bitch
seeing Twist made his eye start to twitch


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!