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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3223803 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7800 on: July 05, 2016, 02:07:32 pm »
Jack was the best combine salesman they had
even though customers treated him bad
they were very rude
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7801 on: July 06, 2016, 06:33:04 pm »
Jack was the best combine salesman they had
even though customers treated him bad
they were very rude
called "a pissant" by that dude
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7802 on: August 13, 2016, 01:59:44 pm »
Jack was the best combine salesman they had
even though customers treated him bad
they were very rude
called "a pissant" by that dude
Lureen heard it, and it made her sad
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7803 on: August 13, 2016, 02:00:36 pm »
Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7804 on: August 13, 2016, 08:23:24 pm »

Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
a bond that no one  can  sever
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7805 on: August 14, 2016, 07:23:28 am »
Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
a bond that no one  can  sever
This thing caught us all
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7806 on: August 14, 2016, 07:42:10 pm »

Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
a bond that no one  can  sever
This thing caught us all
held us in a thrall
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7807 on: August 15, 2016, 01:20:17 pm »
Ennis and Jack - in our hearts forever
a bond that no one  can  sever
This thing caught us all
held us in a thrall
and we'll never let it go, ever
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7808 on: August 15, 2016, 03:18:37 pm »
Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7809 on: August 16, 2016, 02:29:18 pm »
Jack Twist, he wanted Ennis' cock
preferably when it was hard as a rock
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