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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3723238 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7930 on: May 05, 2019, 05:44:59 pm »
Jenny was having a running nose
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7931 on: May 05, 2019, 07:35:08 pm »
Jenny was having a running nose
Alma had no tissues for the blows
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7932 on: May 06, 2019, 05:29:09 pm »
Jenny was having a running nose
Alma had no tissues for the blows
But Ennis stepped up
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7933 on: May 06, 2019, 06:15:55 pm »
Jenny was having a running nose
Alma had no tissues for the blows
But Ennis stepped up
and pulled out a cup
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7934 on: May 07, 2019, 06:05:27 pm »
Jenny was having a running nose
Alma had no tissues for the blows
But Ennis stepped up
and pulled out a cup
which was big enough to hold the flows
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7935 on: May 09, 2019, 08:51:47 pm »
Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7936 on: May 10, 2019, 02:56:06 pm »
Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
he considered better than the rest
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7937 on: May 11, 2019, 10:36:08 pm »
Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
he considered better than the rest
so he wet his lips
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7938 on: May 13, 2019, 04:16:34 pm »
Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
he considered better than the rest
so he wet his lips
sucked his nipple tips
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7939 on: May 15, 2019, 08:02:01 pm »
Jack wanted to lick Ennis' chest
he considered better than the rest
so he wet his lips
sucked his nipple tips
which made Ennis shout "That's the best!"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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