Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"

[serious crayons]

Chuck, sounds like you should shoot yourself a nice elk.

[CellarDweller]

I'd get tired of my dumb ass missin'!

[serious crayons]

I'd get tired of my dumb ass missin'!

 

[CellarDweller]

Finished off the beans and franks yesterday, so not as tired of beans as Jack.  LOL

[Front-Ranger]

C. J. Box just posted that he had withdrawn the option for the development of a Joe Pickett-themed television series. Why? He didn't like the direction they was going. 

[CellarDweller]

you would think we'd hear that one a little more often.

[Front-Ranger]

My new friend R. was mystified when I started giggling as he talked about his Uncle Harold. 

[CellarDweller]

one day, you'll need to explain.

[Jeff Wrangler]

My new friend R. was mystified when I started giggling as he talked about his Uncle Harold. 

You mean he's really got an Uncle Harold? 

[Jeff Wrangler]

"I only got two hands."

I thought of that this morning. Today is WaWa day, and you can get a free coffee at any WaWa convenience store. The store I pass on my way to or from work seemed even more crowded than usual this morning. I had my backpack on, and I was carrying my lunch bag in one hand. If I had stopped for a WaWa coffee "to go," I would have had no hand free for swiping my transit pass, opening doors, etc., so it was then I thought, "I only got two hands."