Author Topic: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"  (Read 1014876 times)

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #960 on: May 21, 2013, 10:31:16 pm »
My son won fifth place in a cycling competition and I asked him if he won a ribbon, trophy or other bling. He said he only won money. So I had to return with the obligatory "Money's a good point."
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #961 on: May 24, 2013, 10:43:41 pm »
This week my supervisor was quiet, and I asked her if something was wrong.  she told me she was thinking about something, and I answered with "You're a real thinker there, Maria."


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #962 on: August 08, 2013, 12:41:05 pm »
I guess this is a candidate for Throwback Thursday, since it hasn't had a Brokeism to warm up its pages since May!!

This is actually a BetterMostism. I was talking to Offline Chuck about possibly renting my lower level apartment that I've got open. It has windows, but they're at ground level, so it's partly underground. He said that since he's not completely offline anymore he'll have to take up a new nickname, and since Online Chuck's living on the second floor now, maybe he can be called Cellar Dweller!!  :laugh:
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #963 on: August 08, 2013, 02:43:54 pm »
:laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #964 on: August 08, 2013, 02:50:19 pm »
I guess this is a candidate for Throwback Thursday, since it hasn't had a Brokeism to warm up its pages since May!!

This is actually a BetterMostism. I was talking to Offline Chuck about possibly renting my lower level apartment that I've got open. It has windows, but they're at ground level, so it's partly underground. He said that since he's not completely offline anymore he'll have to take up a new nickname, and since Online Chuck's living on the second floor now, maybe he can be called Cellar Dweller!!  :laugh:

If that apartment is available, why don't you move into it, if you want some place other than your house?
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #965 on: August 08, 2013, 04:19:29 pm »
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #966 on: August 08, 2013, 06:01:51 pm »
If that apartment is available, why don't you move into it, if you want some place other than your house?

*Spreads arms* "I gotta work have an income!" (Trying to keep the discussion relevant to the thread)
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #967 on: August 08, 2013, 08:43:31 pm »
*Spreads arms* "I gotta work have an income!" (Trying to keep the discussion relevant to the thread)

Yeah I guess some of us forget what its like to be poor......
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #968 on: August 09, 2013, 02:09:39 am »
I forgot I was going to post a Brokieism after my trip to the UK. 

We were going on a boat ride in the Norfolk marshes and I said to my friend, "Hey, those are some big-ass binoculars you've got there."  She shot back, "Well, we're gonna look at some little-ass birds!"  ;D
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Re: Report your use of Brokieisms in so-called "real life"
« Reply #969 on: August 09, 2013, 08:01:14 am »
Yeah I guess some of us forget what its like to be poor......

That was used at work the other day here.  There was one of those huge lottery drawings, and we went in on it.  The prize was about $450 million dollars. 

One of my coworkers said that if we won we could "forget what it's like to be poor.".  I smirked.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!