~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%

[Lumière]

** I must say to all you actors out there, you are just brilliant!  Wow!
I am getting hooked to this show bizness thing!  Well, my pup tent alone is incentive enough (thanks to Ms Spanky and the FSD) ... But wow!  just wow!!  **

((Applauds, nodding as if having a feat ....))

** I'd really love to stop and chat, but I have some business to attend to with my sheep.
They need me there to keep some order while they carry out some auditions.....Ah, it has been a long day!  **


((Walks off to sheep play ground ...where a small audience is gathering ....))




(( And then ...))




= Well, you lot get a move on!  I am tired and need a lie down and a good soak
in the jacuzzi!  Make it snappy!!  =


(( First contestants ...))




(( .. yet another contestant ...))




((.. yet another ..))




(( Lucise rolls eyes,  yawns...))

= That's it!!  I've seen enough, I am out of here!  You call me when you are taking this seriously!  You lot think I don't have better things to do with my time??  What utter bollocks!!     =

((Walks off fuming ...))

[Ellemeno]

**Elle, please try to show a little delicacy.      I don't blame the poor man; after all, who could resist?**  

Well, after the way you were walkin' this mornin', I thought maybe you could!   

But I guess maybe you were needin' something you don't hardly....never mind.   

[Sashca1007]

JACK'S PANTS -

%% Lederhosen??  Just....no.  NO, man.  What the HELL.  It ain't right.  PANTS??  The hell they are.%%

[Lumière]

** Errrr....JACKS PANTS - Why on earth would you leave Jack's hot and tasty buns for this??  **





** And what's with the red trim at the bottom??  **


%% I am only a sheep trainer, what the bloody hell do I know??    %%

[Kelda]

** MR. Raymille!!  They've made it into the trailer, Sir!!  Yes, Sir...yes, Sir...and we're only on Page 18 19 of the thread, Sir.  Yes, Sir, I think so too!  Admirable, stellar, an achievement to be proud of.  Yes, Sir.  Oh, and Mr. Raymille?  They are Effen' RHYMIN'!!  **

%%mahahahahah I love how you named Mel B from the Spice Gilrs telephone lady! heh.. more like bag lady these days!!!%

**Bravo everyone.. I await the exciting start of the next scene! And loving the musical elements!**

[isabelle]

%% Here I am watching this performance instead of doing my work, and having a helluva laugh instead of tearing my hair out 

This is just wonderful ! I think we are making our dearest wish come true: the show so far has already lasted over 2 hours, and Jack and Ennis are not even up on Brokeback yet... This is just heaven for us who wished the film to just go on and on and on... I bet Jack and Ennis are going to stay up on Brokeback for the next 20 years if this pace keeps up  .

Action boys, and I mean... some *action*, go on  %%

[vkm91941]

%%Scene early morning, jump off point for Brokeback Mountain…Jack is the first to arrive…wanting to get first pick at a good horse, Jack,  joined by a chorus of Basque trainee’s hired on for the summer, is so over come after his night dreaming of Ennis he bursts into song while the basqettes dance around him%%





There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye,
An' it looks like its climbin' clear up to the sky.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Ennis is  going my way.

All the sheep are standing like statues,
All the sheep are standing like statues,
They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by.
But a little brown cowboy is winking his eye.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Ennis is  going my way.

All the sounds of the earth are like music,
All the sounds of the earth are like music,
The breeze is so busy it don't miss a treeeeeee, {cueing the wind…ELLE}
And an ol' Weepin' Willer is laughin' at me.

Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day,
I've got a wonderful feeling,
Ennis is  going my way.

[Ellemeno]

%%mahahahahah I love how you named Mel B from the Spice Gilrs telephone lady!

That was a Spice Girl?  She just looks so exactly like ME...

And Victoria, I love the Basquettes.

[vkm91941]

%%looks like Jack really enjoyed that scene...LOL %%

[j.U.d.E.]

**I think I'm lost.. Is it my turn yet?!**

~ j U d E