Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1927923 times)

alec716 · « **Reply #670 on:** June 25, 2006, 04:40:24 pm »

Quote from: Lucise on June 25, 2006, 04:12:59 pm

(( Terry Cloth drapped all over his Golden Rack, dreams about the BAM Deluxe Edition DVD...

))

((TERRY CLOTH was already grateful that he did not get pulled off of his Golden Rack by Janitorial Services to clean up the chi spill in aisle 6. Now that he sees the planned Deluxe Edition DVD release, he uses his own corner to dab the tears of gratitude and humility out of his eyes. TERRY CLOTH sets aside his plans to join JOLLY MINISTER and the Church of the Laundry Day Textiles, and decides to remain on the B.A.M. set with his beloved cast members and crew ... much to their collective chagrin. NEW CONTINUITY DIRECTOR goes off in search of BASQUE SHEPHERD'S HOOK.))

Ray · « **Reply #671 on:** June 25, 2006, 05:02:31 pm »

alec716 · « **Reply #672 on:** June 25, 2006, 05:13:14 pm »

Quote from: Ray on June 25, 2006, 05:02:31 pm

((Not wishing to be recast as DENTAL FLOSS for BEAR, TERRY CLOTH, clutching his cherished Golden Rack, desperately flees the set of B.A.M. No BASQUE SHEPHERD'S HOOK necessary.))

YaadPyar · « **Reply #673 on:** June 25, 2006, 05:39:04 pm »

(( FSD strategically places incense and candles throughout set to calm energy and encourage Warshcloth to return to set. This production (and it seems Mr. Raymille as well) needs the Warshrag ready to standby in any event. ))

** OK, Terry Cloth Warshrag. It's safe to return to the set. C'mon...please? **

Daniel · « **Reply #674 on:** June 25, 2006, 05:46:05 pm »

((Sometime in the night before Ennis and Jack's hunting expedition))

YOUNG JACK:

((Trying to sleep, keeps shifting around in his puptent. Wakes up eventually and gets out of the tent, looking down at the dying embers of the campfire, still glowing in the dark night.))

%% Hell. I'm tryin' to sleep but I can't stop thinking about what delicious treats Ennis and me'll uncover tomorrow ..., I mean dig up..., I mean hunt down.... Surely there's a word out there that doesn't make me think of that. %%

Meryl · « **Reply #675 on:** June 25, 2006, 05:59:09 pm »

**Shout-out to Miss Anke Spanky from the High Priestess:

If you can tear yourself away from Mondo Soccer for a moment, you may notice that a valuable Sacred Relic is on the loose! He may be in danger of falling into the hands of unscrupulous E-Bay traders at this very moment! Please corral MR. TERRY CLOTH and return him to me for Blessing and restoration to the Sacred Relic Room immediately!

Should Mr. Raymille wish to expand Mr. CLOTH's role, which seems entirely possible, a special Indulgence may be applied for on his behalf.

Sashca1007 · « **Reply #676 on:** June 25, 2006, 06:09:52 pm »

**Thank you, Ms. Continuity, for your efforts to rein in all our enthusiastic ac-tors! Our expanding group is understandably exuberant in our desire to both present and enjoy our unfolding, extra juicy version of 'two lads on a mountain'. We may need to incorporate your idea of going back to certain scenes and presenting them as flashbacks or dream sequences. I know Mr. Raymille doesn't want his actors to complain too much, especially if they're going to be barging into his trailer and interrupting his ....'special coaching' of certain characters with sky blue eyes or a million denier smile. Our 'BEAR' actor will not be available until tomorrow, and Cigar Butt/Pants/Spit's time for dalliance online will be severely curttailed starting tomorrow (back to work?! ...my real job? Don't they know my allegiance is to Mr. Raymille?) I'll try to keep up with my duties on the set, even if it overworks me to the point of getting hot and sweaty and needing a certain fine warshrag to dab dry my dewy parts.

**

%% That warshrag just keeps increasing in value with each additional fluid it mops up, not to mention all the 'goobly bits' it has seen.... nobody's going to outbid ME over at eBay...%%

Ray · « **Reply #677 on:** June 25, 2006, 06:35:44 pm »

RECAP

= Thankyou to the efforts of the Continuity Director! It has been gently suggested by the PRODUCER that I may wish to assist in getting this production back on some sort of track **apparently Mel Gibson's suggestion in reality ** %%Who does he think he is sticking his nose in, GOD?!%% so here is an update on the VERY clear path that yesterday's performance ran! =

Daniel · « **Reply #678 on:** June 25, 2006, 06:48:15 pm »

YOUNG JACK:

((nods))

**It's good to see you're right on top a things.... as usual.**

Lumière · « **Reply #679 on:** June 25, 2006, 06:58:21 pm »

%% The Boss has done it again!
I wonder if his 'casting on the couch' skills are THIS excellent .. Hmmm..
%%

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