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vkm91941

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BBM Outtakes
« on: June 22, 2006, 04:09:26 am »
I got this idea from TOB..where the poster got it from the Phantom of the Opera boards and they had a lot of fun with it.  So here goes

Ang Lee: Okay, let's try this scene again. Action!
Jake: Jack Twist.
Heath: Ennis.
Jake: Your parents just stop at Ennis?
Heath: Del Mar.    G'day, mate.

Ang Lee: Okay, let's try this one again...


Sucks, I know...  ::) ...can anyone do any better....
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Offline David

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2006, 07:51:26 am »
Sounds like Fun Vic!


Ang Lee:  Action!

(Jake picks up a Sheep and carries it across his shoulders as he makes his way across the stream)

Jake:  Son of a bitch!   The God-damned Sheep just pee'd on me!

Ang Lee :  CUT!    Wardrobe!!!

Heath:    I'll be in mah trailer with Michelle.  Call me when Jakes done foolin with tha sheep.

(is that a good enough Aussie Accent?)
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2006, 11:41:04 am »
lol. this is funny.
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2006, 11:47:44 am »
[After filming the argument with Alma as she hurries off to work.]

Ang Lee: Action!

[Heath kicks ash can. Ash can doesn't move.]

Heath [Hopping on one foot, clutching other foot]: Owww! Somebody put rocks in that can!

Ang Lee: Cut!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2006, 12:13:02 pm »
Ang Lee:  Action!

Jake:  Jack Twist.  [reaches out his hand to shake Heath's, but at the last second, grabs Heath's ass with the other hand, laughs hysterically]

Ang Lee:  Cut!

Heath:  Again?!  Goddammit.  He's always f ucking like this!  I can't wouk (misspelling intentional) this way, Ang...
« Last Edit: June 23, 2006, 01:26:59 pm by ednbarby »
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2006, 01:11:31 pm »
(Ennis shoots elk)
Jack: Whoohoy!(shoves Ennis, who falls over)Whoa, sorry Heath! hahahahaha, Aw here let me help you up.

Ang: Cut!. Jake will you quit clowing around!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2006, 01:49:55 pm »
Ang :   Action!

(Ennis begins washing himself)

Heath:  I shot a coyote today.  Had balls on him the size of apples.

Jake: You mean like these?   (Jake stands and drops his pants)

Ang :    CUT!     JAKE Stop that!
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2006, 02:03:29 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on June 22, 2006, 11:47:44 am
[After filming the argument with Alma as she hurries off to work.]

Ang Lee: Action!

[Heath kicks ash can. Ash can doesn't move.]

Heath [Hopping on one foot, clutching other foot]: Owww! Somebody put rocks in that can!

Ang Lee: Cut!

 :laugh:
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Offline littleguitar

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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2006, 03:58:47 pm »
I love how Jake is always the one f*ucking around in these outtakes  :laugh:
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Re: BBM Outtakes
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2006, 04:14:56 pm »
Should David be allowed to roam the halls of BetterMost - he's on some raunchy kick today!  :laugh:
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