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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #120 on: August 11, 2006, 04:07:41 am »


Alma: "Reverend, is this marriage sacrament gunna make him ... you know, a real man and all?"
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #121 on: August 11, 2006, 04:08:07 am »


"I think I left the kettle on at home."
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #122 on: August 11, 2006, 04:09:23 am »


"Whoa, hold on there Jack, you got a tick behind yer ear."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #123 on: August 11, 2006, 04:09:58 am »


(Jack, thinking)  "Not bad, I bet he'd be right cute with his hair teased up and a nice leather vest on."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #124 on: August 11, 2006, 04:10:24 am »


(Aguirre, thinking,) "Huh, Twist again.  Well, he gets the smelly tent."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #125 on: August 11, 2006, 04:11:16 am »


"What's that kid sizing me up for, a coffin?"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #126 on: August 11, 2006, 04:11:49 am »


Even after she got out of college, L.D. Newsome never let his daughter Lureen go to the rodeo without the protective presence of all four older brothers.
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #127 on: August 11, 2006, 04:12:17 am »


"Well looky there, ain't he pretty as a picture.  Let's see if we can catch us a nice lookin' cowboy tonight."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #128 on: August 11, 2006, 04:12:43 am »


"Well ain't he a handsome piece a clown!"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #129 on: August 11, 2006, 04:13:49 am »


"I sure as hell don't want my nipples pinched by the likes a you!"
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