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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #130 on: August 11, 2006, 04:14:17 am »


"Ennis just this once can we not play rodeo?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #131 on: August 11, 2006, 04:14:44 am »


"Ya don't suppose we could sneak off to that quiet little French cafe for a bite to eat before ya take off?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #132 on: August 11, 2006, 04:16:12 am »
The Evil Sheep Conspiracy



"Be careful of the ones with the really short ears... don't turn yer back on em, they're the evil sheeps."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #133 on: August 11, 2006, 04:16:42 am »


"Evil sheeps?  How many uh those do we have?  Christ there's gotta be hundreds a sheep with short ears.  You're just pullin our chain."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #134 on: August 11, 2006, 04:17:05 am »


"No dammit Ennis, there's no short eared sheep creeping up behind you now keep ridin!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #135 on: August 11, 2006, 04:17:29 am »


"I got the light-furred one in my sights.  Ready for synchronized gas attack?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #136 on: August 11, 2006, 04:17:56 am »


"Jack, they got me surrounded!  And they're all fartin' at once!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #137 on: August 11, 2006, 04:18:18 am »


(Ennis, thinking) "How long can I hold my breath fer?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #138 on: August 11, 2006, 04:18:41 am »


"Damn, watchin' those boys makes me miss my woollies."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #139 on: August 11, 2006, 04:19:04 am »


(Horse, thinking) "Two-legs mating is so boring.  No neighing or biting or anything."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”