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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #160 on: August 11, 2006, 04:29:55 am »


"Look Jenny, Daddy's scratchin' his butt agin."
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« Reply #161 on: August 11, 2006, 04:30:24 am »


"Lureen I forgot, what goes with purple?"
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« Reply #162 on: August 11, 2006, 04:30:48 am »


"Alma where'd ya put that copy of Playgirl magazine?"
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« Reply #163 on: August 11, 2006, 04:31:11 am »


"Drove up here to get laid, Friend, whaddaya think?"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #164 on: August 11, 2006, 04:31:34 am »


(Jack, thinking) "I need a two-dollar hooker, somebody I can blow off like a two dollar hooker."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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« Reply #165 on: August 11, 2006, 04:31:57 am »


(Jack, thinking) "He even cuts turkey like his dick is biggern' mine."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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« Reply #166 on: August 11, 2006, 04:32:21 am »


"Then all of a sudden all these short ear sheep come trotting up and got me and my horse surrounded... and they just let go all at once.  I never smelled such a stink !  And that was the end of my sheep herdin' career."
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« Reply #167 on: August 11, 2006, 04:33:14 am »


"Listen Jack there's somethin' ya need ta know. I missed my monthly this month."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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« Reply #168 on: August 11, 2006, 04:33:40 am »


"Just a little white meat for me, after all I wouldn't wanna end up lookin' like you, L.D."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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« Reply #169 on: August 11, 2006, 04:34:16 am »


"Nope... sorry Ennis. I tried everything I could think of but this one ain't talkin'."
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