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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1820 on: May 14, 2009, 09:22:53 pm »

Brokeback of The Living Dead







Alma (thinking):  Oh my.....it's not gonna be
so lonely on this ranch tonight!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1821 on: May 14, 2009, 09:59:08 pm »


Yes Daddy, we know, Ennis Del Mar is just a huntin' buddy....nuthin' more.








You really don't believe that, do ya momma?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1822 on: June 10, 2009, 02:22:39 am »


Dogtown Mountain




Damnit Jack, you was right. Hauling my trailer down a
Mexico was the best fuckin idea ya ever had!


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1823 on: June 10, 2009, 02:23:34 am »

It really IS a sweet life






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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1824 on: June 10, 2009, 02:23:49 am »


And they even got Old Rose here


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1825 on: June 10, 2009, 02:33:08 am »

It really IS a sweet life




That´s what I´ve been saying for ten years, Ennis

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1826 on: June 10, 2009, 02:38:11 am »


I´m sorry officer, I didn´t mean to go that fast. Please. Say...maybe I could help you out. Say...have you ever seen Brokeback Mountain? Hmmm?

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1827 on: June 10, 2009, 09:08:21 am »


Officer:  Talk to the hand, this ain't Brokeback, and I ain't Ennis.  You're still getting the ticket.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1828 on: June 15, 2009, 05:08:21 am »
;) ******Breaking News****  ;)


After long and hard negotiations, I was able to get my greedy hands on a different version of the movie script. It was previously kept top-secret and will reveal the truth WHY Ennis said no to Jack's proposal of a cow&calf operation.

I had to sleep with ask ten different people in Hollywood Riverton to get hold of the secret script,
so I hope you appreciate my efforts! ;D

See what really happened at the reunion camping trip. Enjoy!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1829 on: June 15, 2009, 05:08:37 am »




Whaddya say?






What if you 'n I had a ranch together? A cow&calf operation?